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Next NFL Mod?
This poll is closed.
Big ol' titties on linemans 10 28.57%
Move every Team to London 5 14.29%
Big Head Mode 8 22.86%
Some Bullshit with skeletons 12 34.29%
Total: 35 votes
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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

RIP Carr's dick

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The sock with the rolls of quarters Carr keeps in his pants slipped.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







classic ruptured testicle

probably spraying pee everywhere

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
carr wreck

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Looks like Carr ripped his dick; unfortunate tbh

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

R.I.P.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Not the proper way to bust a nut

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUTVmuqviqE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yeah that looked like something broke inside him the way he just gave up on the play.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

fartknocker posted:

Nelson Agholor has shown up, so I am legally required to post this video regardless of the context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZboH1UNhOQ

forever

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
hate to see a crotch destroyed

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Well gently caress. There goes one possible Miami loss (apologies to the Dolphans here)

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

fartknocker posted:

Nelson Agholor has shown up, so I am legally required to post this video regardless of the context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZboH1UNhOQ

I always forget about this video and am freshly delighted every time I see it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

HEY MAN HEARD YO DICK BROKE

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







rip

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Broke his chanuka

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Carr now has a detachable penis

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
RIP Derek’s dick and/or balls

Who is the Raiders back up? Mariota?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Hopefully they can staple his penis back on

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol the pubestache on that drawing of Herbert

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Why does that art make Justin Herbert look like a 90s teen slacker doofus with a middlepart?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I am surprised Herbert turned out good if only because it felt like everyone relentlessly poo poo on him predraft.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Why does Mariota look like he's in his mid-40s?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"With the uncertain status of Derrek Car's cock'n'balls and how he can't slap 'em around for mommy...wwwwwhaaat?!" says adam sandler

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How did carr get injured?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

fartknocker posted:

RIP Derek’s dick and/or balls

Who is the Raiders back up? Mariota?

yes

lost in the tragedy that is Carr's dick, is Gruden continuing to make the absolute shittiest playcalling in the redzone. you'd have better calls if you put a bunch of index cards in a hat and randomly picked whatever.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Jesus christ joe buck :lol:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

How did carr get injured?

just flopping around out there

also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZcbEHU5N4&t=10s

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hey Fox News, go eat a sack of poo poo.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hey Fox News, go eat a sack of poo poo.
:emptyquote:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
HUNTER BIDENS TAXES

no we don't need to see trumps taxes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
What the gently caress is a Quality Control Officer for an HMO?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the gently caress is a Quality Control Officer for an HMO?

"You don't qualify. Good luck." - The Career.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Did that DE line up in the neutral zone and nobody cared?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

could we see peterman time tonight

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Go for it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Both of these teams looks like white hot loving garbage. Jesus.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Mariota redemption tour?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Zyla posted:

could we see peterman time tonight

:bisonyes:

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
sorry but im taking the puppy over the goddamn truck every time

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