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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

we have a pretty firm god damned policy about this and i am going to be taking immediate action to plug your posting, mister

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


No Butt Stuff posted:

we have a pretty firm god damned policy about this and i am going to be taking immediate action to plug your posting, mister

Oh poo poo, cheese it you guys its the fuzz!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I'm more a fan of Rear Recreation.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
butt stuff is gross and fail

the true sage uses only fingers, mouth, and genitals

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I'm more of a Butt Pro, it started as play but after all these years and once I started getting paid for it, it wasn't play anymore.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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There was this old lovely movie where the asian girl that was on The Real World sticks her finger up her boyfriend's butt which makes her finger permanently smell like rear end.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

poverty goat posted:

Imagine getting one toothy blowjob and deciding you don't like head

Getting head is just boring though. loving staring at the wall while I get sucked on....super sexy...

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Getting head is just boring though. loving staring at the wall while I get sucked on....super sexy...

drat, dude.


Get your vibe right, poo poo.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant. Highly recommended.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Getting head is just boring though. loving staring at the wall while I get sucked on....super sexy...

You just need some good posters

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Getting head is just boring though. loving staring at the wall while I get sucked on....super sexy...

Do what I do and just imagine its your bro Daryl.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Just checking to see if OP is banned yet

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

butt stuff is gross and fail

the true sage uses only fingers, mouth, and genitals

the butt is a genital...

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Pegging is fun as hell, but you will work out muscles you never knew you had and your whole lower body will feel like it's about to fall off after the first time you do it.

Buttchocks posted:

I attended a butt play once. Minimal staging, but very strong cast.

Assy McGee would make an interesting stage show.

Son of Rodney posted:

An ex once put her finger into my manly, manly rear end, since we both thought it would be this great, semi spiritual act of love and passion that would result in a mind shattering orgasm for me. What it was in the end, was us both silently looking at each other for a few seconds while her finger was knuckle deep in my nether rift, before we said it propably wasn't for us and stopped.

This was "Butt play, maybe not for everybody" , thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Why? Why did you think this?

Also, while I am personaly not a prostate-haver, I would have thought that a finger would have to at least GRAZE the prostate to improve upon orgasmic feelings or whatever.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



poverty goat posted:

[video type="youtube"]X2G1ego0Gn4[video]

more of this pls :doit:

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Meme Poker Party posted:

I;m thinking about thos butts.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

GolfHole posted:

the butt is a genital...

Butt is upper leg.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I wanna poo poo up this thread... but all my jokes are kinda crap.






Poop

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

butt stuff is gross and fail

the true sage uses only fingers, mouth, and genitals

what in the gently caress is this?

...just what IS this? MODS?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Into The Mild posted:

I wanna poo poo up this thread... but all my jokes are kinda crap.






Poop

If you keep visiting Santa's grotto eventually you're gonna meet some elves. It's not for scaredy-cats.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Icochet posted:

If you keep visiting Santa's grotto eventually you're gonna meet some elves. It's not for scaredy-cats.

yeah but santa's elves don't smell like poo poo..



everyone knows they smell like candy...

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



If the butt isn't part of the genitals why is the prostate up there

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pleasure is stored in the butt.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Pleasure is stored in the butt.

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drunkill posted:

OP your link is broken

That's beacuse the dipshit mod removed my affiliate link.

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm out of a job due to the pandemic and this is how you support me. Thanks a lot GBS mod

VinylonUnderground
Dec 14, 2020

by Athanatos

Motherfucker posted:

Truel the ancient ways have much to teach us in our modern degenerate times 😔

The oldest surviving culture in the world practices penile subincision so young boys can gently caress their elders in the penis. I feel that given a few thousand more years of cultural development, we too may one day reach that cultural zenith.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOFTbbJ3vA

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
*whispering excitedly* "circumcision derail!"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish that I wasn't circumcized just so that I could have it done again

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




YeahTubaMike posted:

Also, while I am personaly not a prostate-haver, I would have thought that a finger would have to at least GRAZE the prostate to improve upon orgasmic feelings or whatever.

Nah, the real orgasm is the thrusts that were made along the way.

You don't have to reach the prostate for it to be fun is what I'm saying.


E: content for the derail: circumcision is to the penis what Trump was to America. Discuss.

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Dec 24, 2020

VinylonUnderground
Dec 14, 2020

by Athanatos
When I tried to have sex with a woman, I just stuck my penis in her vagina and held it there. Unflinching, unmoving, maintaining unblinking eye contact expecting something magical to happen. I don't get the appeal.

Welp, that's my story. I guess vaginal sex isn't for everyone.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Big Beef City posted:

I wish that I wasn't circumcized just so that I could have it done again

I mean this with all seriousness


What


The


gently caress??

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Into The Mild posted:

I mean this with all seriousness


What


The


gently caress??

No kinkshaming

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I ain’t kinkshaming.... I wanna get circumcised now!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There ought to be circumcision for balls

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





It’s called marriage.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Into The Mild posted:

It’s called marriage.

Please explain. I might need a diagram.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I searched for "Marriage Drawing" and this came up.

it's pretty accurate

Into The Mild fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Dec 25, 2020

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Are they on a cruise?

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