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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Captain fuckin highliner fish sticks.

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I too always pair my fish sticks with chocolate pudding

What in the gently caress is in the second picture, it looks like deep fried intestine bits

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
I have seen things in this thread that will haunt me for the rest of my days.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Chicken Butt posted:

I have seen things in this thread that will haunt me for the rest of my days.

Spoodle!

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

rotinaj posted:

I too always pair my fish sticks with chocolate pudding

What in the gently caress is in the second picture, it looks like deep fried intestine bits

Given how dessicated everything else is, it might be like chicken maybe? I can't even tell what that is supposed to be.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







This is the saddest goddamn taco in the history of tacos

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

:allears:

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

rotinaj posted:

What in the gently caress is in the second picture, it looks like deep fried intestine bits
might be artichoke hearts? If so and they're actually eating a vegetable then i applaud even baby steps

Karl Welzein
Apr 15, 2022

rotinaj posted:

I too always pair my fish sticks with chocolate pudding

What in the gently caress is in the second picture, it looks like deep fried intestine bits

Fried oysters, I believe

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

McSpanky posted:

This is the saddest goddamn taco in the history of tacos

I don't know about that....

redshirt posted:

Rate this taco:




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

david_a posted:

Did they deepfry a loving book

Clearly and extra large Golgi apparatus.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

rotinaj posted:

I too always pair my fish sticks with chocolate pudding

What in the gently caress is in the second picture, it looks like deep fried intestine bits

My guess is calamari

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it was labeled as gizzards

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

it was labeled as gizzards

Thats a delicacy then.I was watching an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies, and they talked about eating pickled crow gizzards.
Jed was all like, "well we should only bring those out for special occasions, we're not trying to pretend we're royalty or somethin"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've had some chicken gizzards. They were very tasty fried in breadcrumbs, but with the breading I couldn't say what they looked like beyond "lumps".

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Gizzards are chewy I prefer fried chicken livers

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What are they like compared to Calamari?

Not taste wise, but texture wise. I'm not really a fan of Calamari anymore. They feel like chewing rubber bands.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Calamari will go like that if it's cooked too long, 30 seconds each side is all you need

drk
Jan 16, 2005
theyre talking about the precut and breaded stuff that goes right from the freezer to the fryer

its.. often not good

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

drk posted:

theyre talking about the precut and breaded stuff that goes right from the freezer to the fryer

its.. often not good

Sysco needs to be stopped tbh

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






wesleywillis posted:

What are they like compared to Calamari?

Not taste wise, but texture wise. I'm not really a fan of Calamari anymore. They feel like chewing rubber bands.

Not as rubbery, more fibrous. Gizzards are the main digestive organ of birds, where the grinding motion occurs that breaks food down in the absence of teeth, so it's thick and tough with muscle tissue. The texture's pretty offputting to me, though maybe I just had badly prepared ones (KFC, so chances of over-frying are fairly high).

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I can't quite get my head around how bad the lighting is in these places.

david_a posted:

Did they deepfry a loving book

book choy

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

SlothfulCobra posted:

I can't quite get my head around how bad the lighting is in these places.

book choy

Better lighting would make it easier to see the slop

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I really like chicken gizzards but yeah they aren’t for everyone.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
more NC, may have posted an image or 2 from here before?







euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jesus that is dire

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Unseasoned white gravy or just a giant glop of mayonnaise?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rubber Chicken posted:

Unseasoned white gravy or just a giant glop of mayonnaise?

Both, please

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


It’s like, how much more white could this gravy be? And the answer is, none. None more white.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

AARD VARKMAN posted:

more NC, may have posted an image or 2 from here before?


It's brilliant marketing that when you look up at their sign the first thing you see is CLOSED.

Not to mention that the sign could be interpreted that they are closed those days only from 6:00-2:30.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Wrong thread

Karl Hungus
Sep 28, 2001
Mine dispatcher says there's something wrong mitt deine kable.
Nap Ghost
This place is edible and actually cheaper than McDonalds but the amazing thing is that they have signs on the table that say that the food is by Sysco.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/J...jlyyt?entry=ttu

https://johnnys-diner.com/

They like to point out they are the top rated restaurant in Orlando (not true) but when you go there all customers are over 70 at a minimum. I bet there are these "americana" restaurants hidden everywhere.

Karl Hungus fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Apr 28, 2024

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Porfiriato posted:

It’s like, how much more white could this gravy be? And the answer is, none. None more white.

That slop is so white it could be on its way to a cross burning.

E: especially as it's in NC

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Karl Hungus posted:

This place is edible and actually cheaper than McDonalds but the amazing thing is that they have signs on the table that say that the food is by Sysco.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/J...jlyyt?entry=ttu

https://johnnys-diner.com/

They like to point out they are the top rated restaurant in Orlando (not true) but when you go there all customers are over 70 at a minimum. I bet there are these "americana" restaurants hidden everywhere.


Mmm-mmmm delicious :effort:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Is that supposed to be gravy or sour cream? I feel insulted.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

gently caress pepper I guess

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Smugworth posted:

gently caress pepper

Marry salt, kill Texas Pete

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Texas Pete is some trash rear end hot sauce

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Texas Pete probably isn’t even his real name?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

emSparkly posted:

Texas Pete probably isn’t even his real name?

I heard he’s from NEW YORK CITY

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