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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Where's Balldo?

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Carlos Lantana fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Dec 27, 2020

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Is there a sex word for when you’re getting butt fisted, like elbow deep, and the elbow bone hits your chode and your vision bends down on both sides like a church roof? Not like cross eyed, just like everything angles down left and right? :thunk:

Seems pretty similar to "The Big Rig", where one person is suspended on a rope swing and the other is honking the horn, so to speak

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
posting this after christmas is hosed up so many perfect gifts never to be sent

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


What the heck am I going to do with my balls now :[

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Finally, a dick for my balls.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tom Gorman posted:

Seems pretty similar to "The Big Rig", where one person is suspended on a rope swing and the other is honking the horn, so to speak

:stare:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Mega64 posted:

Finally, a dick for my balls.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to tuck it outta sight
Balldo.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean I don’t think this is the first time ppl have discovered this, it’s like, when a chick is bottomed out on a dick and there’s just glops of cum squeezing out everywhere, do you think she never had the idea like, “hey dude, I bet you can cram both your balls in there too buddy” :thunkher:

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
This is a stupid product and I think I actually hate the people who made it:

quote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoLS-ojpZ4
Who we are

balldo™ is the brainchild of product designer/entrepreneur power duo Ellie Plasencia and Jerry Davies. In their lifetimes they have designed and commercialised everything from lava lamps to holographic projectors to electric cargo bikes.

Frances Nurples
May 11, 2008

Tom Gorman posted:

Seems pretty similar to "The Big Rig", where one person is suspended on a rope swing and the other is honking the horn, so to speak



???

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum

Fojar38 posted:

where's balldo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlQAnvrn6Q8

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

posting this after christmas is hosed up so many perfect gifts never to be sent

that's the same way I see it.

also a gift never given is your KDR in warzone you absolute turdsmith

i literally had some taco bell and thought about you and your wife (mostly yhou, maybe 60/40 a you your wife ratio) regarding taco bell and Balldo

how say yuou?

lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 27, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lite_sleepr posted:

that's the same way I see it.

also a gift never given is your KDR in warzone you absolute turdsmith

i literally had some taco bell and thought about you and your wife (mostly yhou, maybe 60/40 a you your wife ratio) regarding taco bell and Balldo

how say yuou?

It’s true I’m terrible at warzone

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

stop 60/40 thinking of me and my wife

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
when the balls cum tumblin' down

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balto

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dunk a dill dickle balldo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

dunk a dill dickle balldo

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Hell Yeah posted:

stop 60/40 thinking of me and my wife

Wait are you and HGB wives?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Black is the right manly tacticool color, but they'll never get any market penetration with such limp marketing.

What they need is something like this:

"You've got your big gun. Now it's time to attach the grenade launcher. BALLDO!"

"BALLDO! Two weapons are better than one."

"BALLDO! Have you got the balls for it?"

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
How many sessions until my scrote gets pulled long enough to tie in a knot

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Putty posted:

How many sessions until my scrote gets pulled long enough to tie in a knot

I'm adding on to this question; how long till I can stretch my balls into my rear end?

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Black is the right manly tacticool color, but they'll never get any market penetration with such limp marketing.

What they need is something like this:

"You've got your big gun. Now it's time to attach the grenade launcher. BALLDO!"

"BALLDO! Two weapons are better than one."

"BALLDO! Have you got the balls for it?"

Listen, I'm sticking my balls in a piece of rubber. I'm not buying a pickup truck. Don't need this toxic masculinity.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Putty posted:

How many sessions until my scrote gets pulled long enough to tie in a knot

A Balldo ad set to "Do your ears hang low" music would also be acceptable.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
The extruded BALLDO text on the side must feel real good

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Mozi posted:

and also gives a completely different type of orgasm

I'm quite put out with the trend of calling things "orgasms" that are definitely not an orgasm


Youtube asmr girls keep promising me eargasms and I haven't yet spurted an arc of hot earwax out my ear holes

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Someone's going to get their balls horribly maimed by it

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
What's next, a dildo for women to put their labias into? Hahaha! (??????)

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Does it come with truck nuts to put my dick into?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Carlos Lantana posted:

Where's Balldo?

*snip*

lol

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

super sweet best pal posted:

Does it come with truck nuts to put my dick into?

Rubber balldo nuts to attach to my balldo.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Fojar38 posted:

where's balldo

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Balldo 2: Wolfdick Quest

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

where's balldo

amazing

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
BALLDO: IT'S GOT WHAT BUTTS CRAVE-TESTICLES!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fojar38 posted:

where's balldo

From the looks of things, the OPs avatar

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I don't really understand this. You can already put your balls inside a girl if you really really want to, I've seen it done.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch's small balls grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of ten Balldos, plus two [balls]!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How exactly are you supposed to fit your balls up your rear end :confused:

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