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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

How exactly are you supposed to fit your balls up your rear end :confused:

Very carefully

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Finally Pimp C's dream can be achieved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPOw7ln7Mhk

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Colonel Cancer posted:

How exactly are you supposed to fit your balls up your rear end :confused:

Buy more rings

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love
All I can see is this

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

CPL593H posted:

Have you never had your balls licked or sucked on?


This device is really stupid and overly complicated for something that seems like more of a novelty.

look at this chump who thinks ball sex is supposed to be simple.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Hell Yeah posted:

it should be called the booyah

I can never find this video when I need to send it to someone. :(

*edit it exists hilariously on a site url 1mandp.com

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Dec 27, 2020

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum

Pump Jockey posted:

All I can see is this



You've both ruined and made bullet bill for me.

Thanks.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJw8krcGxpU

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pump Jockey posted:

All I can see is this



ballet bill

bullet balls

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Mega64 posted:

ballet bill

bullet balls

Is it an olympic sport yet?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Olympic Mathlete posted:

url 1mandp.com

lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Twenty years ago, I was drunk and joked, "she's so hot I'd gently caress her with my balls". Evidently somebody heard me say it.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Now trademarked as "Balldo Baggins - The Halfling Dildo"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now trademarked as "Balldo Baggins - The Halfling Dildo"

Don't keep the band on too long, or your balls will disappear.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mega64 posted:

ballet bill

bullet balls

bullet bills are stored in the balls

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lite_sleepr posted:



How hot is that?

loving don't ask me I don't have sex.

https://www.nadgerz.com/balldo/

lol ur gunna be so hungover on warzone today

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

posting this after christmas is hosed up so many perfect gifts never to be sent

it's a goddamn tragedy tbh, but it couldn't have been avoided. They need seed money to get this thing produced.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

SniperWoreConverse posted:

it's a goddamn tragedy tbh, but it couldn't have been avoided. They need seed money to get this thing produced.

profit is stored in the balls

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

profit is stored in the balls

Power is stored in the balls. At long last, we have a way to wield that power.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
balls are stored in the penis

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now trademarked as "Balldo Baggins - The Halfling Dildo"

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cock ring was made.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







The Erection is stored in the balls.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that thing is gonna chafe the hell out of the lower shaft you can just tell

the rings that strangle your balls really need to be contoured or something

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
What if you get two and put one on each ball?

And hang a pair of truck nuts on each, then balldos on those and so on :thunk:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Mooey Cow posted:

What if you get two and put one on each ball?

And hang a pair of truck nuts on each, then balldos on those and so on :thunk:

A succession of shrinking Balldos, each hung on the Balldo-nuts of a bigger Balldo, curving down and back in a perfect golden ration.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
BALLDO: Going balls deep has never been so fun!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
BRAWLDO- Lets you penetrate your partner in the middle of a fight!

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Dec 27, 2020

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Into The Mild posted:



The Erection is stored in the balls.

Bitch you don't tell ME what I do with my ball erection

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

People always coming up to me... "SIR you forgot your ball erection in the produce section again. It's 9am" "Hey Beef, your ball erection is stuck in my vinyl siding." "Beef for a guy name beef why is your ball erection so pathetic?" LOOK I don't come around telling YOU people what to do with YOUR ball erections I am SICK of this SERVICE. Also I KNOW where it is, you're LOOKING at it, so am I

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
"BRODO: The Balldo of Silicon Valley, now Bluetooth-enabled and with GPS location and Navigation"
/

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mooey Cow posted:

What if you get two and put one on each ball?

And hang a pair of truck nuts on each, then balldos on those and so on :thunk:

That’s what’s know as an erector set :airquote: :smug:

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Is this for dual penetration or just for torpedoing a vagina or butthole with the balls as a solo act?

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Into The Mild posted:



The Erection is stored in the balls.

Really glad they blurred that, now I can Balldo at work.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pug Rodeo posted:

Is this for dual penetration or just for torpedoing a vagina or butthole with the balls as a solo act?

Tripp Report

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Empty Sandwich posted:

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cock ring was made.

"One Cock-Ring to rule them all, and in the bedroom bind them"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
If a Ringwraith put on a Balldo, would it still be visible, like their cloaks, or would it turn invisible, like the old clothes they were wearing under those?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Into The Mild posted:



The Erection is stored in the balls.

holy hell that dick is tiny


i can see why he wants a balldo

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Pug Rodeo posted:

Is this for dual penetration or just for torpedoing a vagina or butthole with the balls as a solo act?

Well it does seem likely the balls are gonna explode on impact

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:



holy hell that dick is tiny


i can see why he wants a balldo

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What if chastity cage but for your balls :aaaaa:

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