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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bismuth posted:

Holy poo poo, I saw it in the wild


I'm impressed that your outfit matches your avatar

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

TIP posted:

I'm impressed that your outfit matches your avatar

Live by the clussy die by the clussy

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That's amazing. My dick is exactly that size. So at least I know it'll fit.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That's amazing. My dick is exactly that size. So at least I know it'll fit.

Noooo! It's for your balls, not the dick! Plz read the literature!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Escape From Noise posted:

Noooo! It's for your balls, not the dick! Plz read the literature!

I guess I'll have to measure my balls.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

My mouth is exactly one mouthful you can use it as a unit of measure.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Measure mine freaking balls OP

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Bismuth posted:

Holy poo poo, I saw it in the wild


Lol. Is this like a kiosk at a shopping mall?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

That’s my house

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Nice Guy Patron posted:

Lol. Is this like a kiosk at a shopping mall?

It was a sex shop, what kind of malls do you go to??

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Woof xl silicone puppy tail

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bismuth posted:

It was a sex shop, what kind of malls do you go to??

have you been in a spencer's in the last decade? I wandered into one when I had to kill some time at the mall and it's full of dildos now

actually I guess it's always been full of dildos, but now they sell dildos too

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Knormal posted:

I really don't like the phrase "the legs of the balldo". Makes me picture it walking around.

Paperclip apocalypse but it's a machine that makes everybody's balls shake instead

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Balldo is back. And this time it'll vibrate!


They're looking for backers again!

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




thank god, i've been waiting ages for this!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Did even one of you Balldo-ordering Balldo-brains have a positive experience using it?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what a pleasant surprise to see this thread again

2023 is the year of the vibrating balldo on the balls

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

A softer, friendlier Balldo.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my partner loves a soft penetration

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

They also have merch now. Finally.

My mug is getting a lot of questions already answered by my mug.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Sep 4, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

my partner loves a soft penetration

what other kind are your balls gonna make

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Well, my balls do keep falling out of her pussy.. :thunk:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I knew Balldo would be back. I like to think it never truly went away.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Ror posted:

I knew Balldo would be back. I like to think it never truly went away.

:blessed:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I'm very shy with my balls, I really don't want anyone to touch them during sex or anything, they are pretty sensitive to touch. Imagining jamming them into some kind of hellraiser gadget and then do god-knows-what, just the thought is enough to cause me levels of pain and disturbance that I did not need.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

there's no way that whole thing is gonna fit inside my balls

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


The Alchemist posted:

I'm very shy with my balls, I really don't want anyone to touch them during sex or anything, they are pretty sensitive to touch. Imagining jamming them into some kind of hellraiser gadget and then do god-knows-what, just the thought is enough to cause me levels of pain and disturbance that I did not need.

do not fear the ballgasm

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Buce posted:

there's no way that whole thing is gonna fit inside my balls

Geeze. Typical. Goons think everything is impossible because they never go outside in nature and shove foreign objects down their pee holes. :rolleyes:

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buce posted:

there's no way that whole thing is gonna fit inside my balls

No, you're puttin it on backwards, no you got loop the thing through the.. snap this part on here then.. you know what gently caress it, I'm calling customer support. :phone:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Her: let's have an intimate romantic night

Me: Leaping at her with my vibrating balls pointed at the end like a gonad tomahawk

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

From the makers of Balldo...


Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Man, these Balldo guys are starting to come off as a bit weird.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

You talking poo poo about my man Jerry?! :balldo:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Brother Tadger posted:

You talking poo poo about my man Jerry?! :balldo:

Balldo Jerry abandoned us.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jerry helps those who help themselves (to a new vibrating balldo, that is)

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jerry reaches past the balls and into the pockets of the gullible rubes who keep funding his ball torture fetish.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Escape From Noise posted:

From the makers of Balldo...




“For an extra 20 dollars, we will include a pair of googly eyes and 1 of our patented silicone marionette sheaths, which includes little dangly arms and legs. Popsicle stick controller and connection floss not included

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Put some viballdo on the string to drag the note out longer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Escape From Noise posted:

From the makers of Balldo...




I’m the strobe effect from the blue LED

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Escape From Noise posted:

They also have merch now. Finally.

My mug is getting a lot of questions already answered by my mug.


Bust this out at the office coffee station and be the talk of the company (mostly HR)!

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