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i dated a lady whose 17yr old internet addled daughter was shocked that i knew what tumblr was. i explained to her that i was a web developer and knowing about and creating this stuff is what people like me get paid to do. i think that really made her think and take a long hard look at what she was doing with her life and im proud of the contribution i made to society that day
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 16:12 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:48 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:imagine blocking someone for that lol imagine being the type of person who runs a twitter account named Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 08:38 |
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i used to go to a lot of local hockey league games and there was always without fail this one guy who would show up with a kfc size bucket of beer and park right behind the other team's goalie net, where he would harass the other team from start to finish. those goalies wanted to fight that guy so bad
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 20:33 |
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 23:54 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Σ balls
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 19:59 |
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im just relieved there's finally a transformers toy out there where you don't need to do the tedious transforming part yourself any more
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 20:31 |
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crabs have buttocks?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 07:11 |
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In order to lose not only the 60-plus pounds he'd gained for Sunny season 7, but an additional 10-plus to get ripped, McElhenney said his process was anything but easy. "Look, it's not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don't eat anything after 7pm, don't eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don't eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven-month span. I don't know why everyone's not doing this. It's a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to"
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 23:01 |
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:the fact that the next MCU tv series is also about the worst avengers character (who has a poo poo person irl who plays that character) is another nail in the who gives a gently caress coffin. a moon knight miniseries is coming out with oscar isaac. i might check that one out.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 04:06 |
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i cant comprehend how he controls his weird face to make that expression
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 06:46 |
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wouldnt you just end up with a parrot whos even crankier because now it wants a cigarette?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 17:29 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:☞Rub Out☜ those knobs better have a darn good feel to them
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# ¿ May 3, 2022 00:49 |
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pseudorandom name posted:I don't understand the appeal of looking at some rando's lovely opinions tbh YOSPOS bicth
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# ¿ May 4, 2022 06:57 |
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one time i taught a coworker about ctrl-r. i feel pretty good about what I did for my workplace that day.
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# ¿ May 6, 2022 05:35 |
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Pandaal posted:what would ctrl-r do in this scenario? asking for a friend… if u press ctrl r and start typing it will try to match previously entered commands in ur bash history so u don’t have to push up up up up
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# ¿ May 6, 2022 13:13 |
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i refuse to accept this is real one of those is called "StaffCop"
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# ¿ May 9, 2022 18:55 |
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Video Nasty posted:paging Jonny290 holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a-HfNE3EIo&t=28s
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# ¿ May 15, 2022 15:24 |
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its going to be difficult getting the claw marks out of the inside of the windowless rolling coffin
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 04:08 |
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loooool
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 04:55 |
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Analytic Engine posted:only one answer, the OG Goon never mind, Hamming
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# ¿ May 24, 2022 04:28 |
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I have a .jiff of this I post at work whenever poo poo gets hosed up
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 22:48 |
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:https://twitter.com/nellucnhoj/status/1530306022350397442?s=21&t=3sBegOMmkRlypxU02ghWIQ what the hell is this idgi
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 01:19 |
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Midjack posted:morbius the vampire, the latest d-tier comic book character disney is ramming down the world's throat. oh that takes a coulple steps. i liked moon knight that guy is a badass
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 01:34 |
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thats right
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 05:32 |
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im going to start doing that
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# ¿ May 29, 2022 03:21 |
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it is pretty funny that his response is “the thing I liked and thought was good enough to share was acktshully bad and your all woke and not funny so there” he’s like a spoiled child
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 05:36 |
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i loving hate geese
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 06:36 |
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MrQueasy posted:That's a pelican, you goose. that doesn't really have anything to do with what im saying
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 07:32 |
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i remember when that thing was announced like 5 years ago. good to know I can still preorder one, im ready to crank it
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 19:32 |
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Jonny 290 posted:https://twitter.com/SportScran/status/1537503551513059333 RIP testicle festival
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 20:15 |
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when i was a child my family went out to dinner and my impossible grandmother angrily sent the rmo's she ordered back to the kitchen because she said they were overcooked and had too much breading
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2022 20:30 |
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those are excellent
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2022 18:10 |
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i want to play Kirby: Pink Menace
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2022 18:12 |
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i never really noticed that the impure thought was a lady eating a hot dog
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2022 00:22 |
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i have a maakies saved on my comput r there u go, drinky crow
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2022 20:01 |
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Agile Vector posted:they're so close to the true accessible mouse your trackpad looks sick
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 04:19 |
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akadajet posted:what’s the difference? cool and cooler ranch attract more babes
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 19:05 |
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FMguru posted:despite having a giant superior space genius omnibrain dont dox me
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2022 21:55 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:e: be careful saw that pre edit now I’m wondering what happened anyway yeah be careful. be very careful
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 05:42 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:48 |
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i had to download a software and create an account the one time i needed to use my wife's HP printer
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 19:30 |