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Mar 25, 2016

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

this is good because now I don't have to go on twitter

my pals on the somethingawful forums go out and find all of the funny tweets. that way I don't have to get my hands dirty with a Twitter account and my friends still think I'm hip and plugged in to the funny twitterverse

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Mar 25, 2016


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Mar 25, 2016
I was making that exact pose when I read that tweet



:(

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Mar 25, 2016
I think Kenny should stay logged in so that I never have to touch a twitter

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Mar 25, 2016

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Mar 25, 2016

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Mar 25, 2016
lmao

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Mar 25, 2016

stay safe, Punxsutawney Phil :ohdear:

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Mar 25, 2016

a miserable pile of goons

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Mar 25, 2016

just remove the "after 1993" and it's fine

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Mar 25, 2016

holy poo poo maybe I should have kids. I didn’t know you could make them be badass

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Mar 25, 2016

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy



as a filthy gutter whore I'm fine with this

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Mar 25, 2016

good kitty

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Mar 25, 2016
dogepox

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Mar 25, 2016
my ~girlfriend~ deals with a lot of cumulative reports at work, which everyone abbreviates as "cums"

in my field, the correct way to cite to a cumulative supplement is "cum. supp."

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Mar 25, 2016

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Mar 25, 2016
fuckin magnets - how do they work?

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Mar 25, 2016

Menacer posted:

my school had a network of apple iie computers and they had a chat room that would autoban your account for saying "hello"

your elementary school had fyad?

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Mar 25, 2016

boss gets paid a dollar,
I get paid a dime
that’s why I’m fartin
when Windows 3.11 starten

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Mar 25, 2016

Sagebrush posted:

yeah i'm pretty sure it's just that the dogs drank a bunch of salt water, and now their guts are doing what guts do when they are filled with saline solution

they log onto the somethingawful forums as Sagebrush?

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Mar 25, 2016

this is literally me

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Mar 25, 2016

*compares insurance copay for er visit to prices on newegg*

let’s do this

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Mar 25, 2016

alternate title: javascript developer

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Mar 25, 2016

it me

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Mar 25, 2016
If union busters invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

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Mar 25, 2016
literally why I don’t buy toothsome things like donuts

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Mar 25, 2016

Sagebrush posted:

yep. 7 seconds forces you to distill down to the absolute essence of your bit.

also tiktok's "set everything to music" deal ruins half the videos because people are legendarily terrible at picking appropriate music.

also the Tiktok Synth Voice makes me want to break things

the “oh no. oh no. oh nonononono” song is another strong contender

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Mar 25, 2016
I too love GIRLS and strokin dick

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Mar 25, 2016
https://mobile.twitter.com/cringelinuxmeme/status/1488264087712989185?cxt=HHwWgoDUga-TsKcpAAAA

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Mar 25, 2016
“debugging” programs teaches you that there often properly speaking aren’t any bugs at all. the computer is doing precisely what you told it to do. you just told it to do something stupid

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Mar 25, 2016
glad to know that gen z is still fully onboard with all sa smilies

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Mar 25, 2016

Spouse Information:

Computers

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Mar 25, 2016

quote:

The problem here is that Luhrmann’s Colonel Parker — Tom Hanks in a “true true” performance defined by a fat suit, a fake nose, and an accent that I can only describe as the “Kentucky Fried Goldmember” — is possibly the most insufferable movie character ever conceived. The guy makes Jar-Jar Binks seem like Elliott Gould in “The Long Goodbye.”

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Mar 25, 2016

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

catch 22 just made me annoyed

:mods:

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Mar 25, 2016

Jonny 290 posted:

probably not, fax machines are generally 300dpi or less

something something 300 dicks per inch something something your mom

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Mar 25, 2016
works without a hitch

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Mar 25, 2016
woah weird double post

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Mar 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1574577274799562752

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Mar 25, 2016
turns out the "goon gang" is the same group of kids that the school social worker meets with every friday

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Mar 25, 2016

Roosevelt posted:

chrome vented robocock

mods plz

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