Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


this is good because now I don't have to go on twitter

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lmao

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/seinfelddahog/s...ingawful.com%2F

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



excuse me we prefer the term "colonial virus"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


FMguru posted:

it is because they are figments that exist only in beeps imagination

the beepth sense

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


NoneMoreNegative posted:

Riker, sloppy head-wobble drunk, kneeling down in front of Alien Ambassador's child "What'rre you gonna bee when'you grow up..?"

Picard is aghast.


heeyyyy buddy, you ever been to tha alpha quadrant and forgot where you parked?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lmao

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



L
M
A
O

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/SaneFurryStrug/status/1395565151512760322?s=19

god it must suck being the teacher that has to review and deal with this

edit: shout out to pile of garbage for retweeting that

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

location: the streets

real life on the streets, hard knocks in the sheets

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/chadloder/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



someone get Samuel L Jackson to get face to face and tell him to say it like in that interview

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



woah

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



disappointing lack of 'up on the hill' by the fun lovin criminals on there

E: o wait it's that dick Sisyphus again

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


graph posted:

100% colombian is a catastrophically underrated album

completely agree and nobody ever believes me either

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1412623646716174343?s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


lmao better in every possible way

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


jesus WEP posted:

as an italian he’s more than used to fiat crashing

lol

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


beeeep!

Kenny Logins posted:

i feel like the events of the past week have finally made my brave little yospos thread truly authentic. title change, great eq strings, malcontents melting down. all the things

it's a good thread kenny

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



pretty sure "horrible chants and murder matches" is a mistranslation of the world cup

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



powerful jorts and braces combo on that last one

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I completely forgot I'd been to the flak tower museum, that poo poo is wild. Stasi museum is also good and (as you would probably expect) extremely nondescript. Would recommend. There was some mad stuff they put cameras in.

I think maybe the first time I went to Berlin I went to the wall and the stuff about it and two other tourists walked past behind me and said 'ooh theres not much of it left is there?' like no poo poo they didn't want to keep a dividing wall permanently so tourists could look at it, duh


more mystifying was the one that said "you don't see the man himself in these pictures do you?" about a display on the Nuremberg trials.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/VLVarin/status/1417631856162377736?s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I'm pretty sure we have a bunch of processes that could be replaced with a new ui or some automation but we can never do it because it would put 30 Ops people out of a job running pointless reconciliations so every project to fix the process it mysteriously withers

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sagebrush posted:

until i was probably 25 i thought a pony was just a not-fully-grown horse. didn't realize they were a separate breed of horse that stays that size. my 10 year old cousin explained it to me like i was a dumbass (which i guess i was)

oh wait poo poo


hang on no I knew this, a small horse is a foal? Or a colt?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


tfw the deadline is near so you just copy poo poo straight off Wikipedia

https://twitter.com/koryodynasty/status/1418600598631436293?s=20

quote:

However, there were others that drew criticism. When Ukraine’s athletes walked out MBC flashed up an image of the Chernobyl disaster, which is considered the worst nuclear accident in history and devastated large parts of the surrounding area. The Marshall Islands were described as “once a nuclear test site for the United States”.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1420027451376291850?s=19

:discourse:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/memecrashes/status/1415041592054923268?s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


alexandriao posted:

The full thread as images for prosperity:





But you missed out the best part:



https://twitter.com/AlanRMacLeod/status/1421879343169654785?s=19

:lol:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



whosoever pulleth this sword from the trash shall be crowned king of burgers

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


ye olde Dutch merchant getting Rembrandt to paint a picture of his butthole to be the first man to see it the right way round. "This'll show those fuckers at the East India Company" he tells himself.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


That picture's in the Reijksmuseum now but you need to give a special password to be allowed to see it. It's said to be Picasso's main inspiration behind his 'buttholes on everything' phase but Picasso refused to admit it, stating that "no man has ever seen his own butthole, much less had it painted in an uncannily accurate, 6x6 canvas by a Dutch master.No. I refute this!"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


EIDE Van Hagar posted:

i maintain that you have not actually had sex with someone until they have accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole.

anything less is barely even 2nd base.

sir, the question was "have you met this woman before?"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



fffffffFriday night motherfuckers

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



took me a sec but drat

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1426324820619186176?t=PB0B6xY5ErcK1GxRJbwGoA&s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


lament.cfg posted:

to be fair, most standups are a joke

"You call this a sprint? More like a death march!" *canned laughter plays*

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



woah the mythical "hosed my computer and cum in it" guy is real

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Jonny 290 posted:

worst headlights 2021, as ranked by a dude that walks several miles every night:


* the super high intensity angry LED eyebrows on anything 2018+

I hate these fuckers because they always make me think I'm getting a migraine as they punch a hole in my vision

NoneMoreNegative posted:



edit: oh wait was it



lomarf

imagine blocking someone for that lol

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sagebrush posted:

I have a sticker on the back of my motorcycle that says "four wheels good, two wheels better."

The other day a guy dressed like an actual hillbilly, stained jeans and a tank top and a straw hat, saw it and got super excited. "Oh man dude where did you get that sticker!?! That's loving awesome!!!" I told him I made it myself and he got very serious and demanded "but do you know where it came from?"

"Well yeah, it's a pun on the line from Animal Farm."

"But do you know the original line? What the original one is?"

"...yes, it's at the end when the pigs start walking on two legs--"

"loving right on man! And now the pigs are in power and they just kicked out the only guy who has any ideas for the economy or this country. loving pigs"

Cool

Make Animals Great Again

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply