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big scary monsters posted:Or, a bear rampant affronty Sable armed langued Gules holding aloft an HP Deskjet Sable a hug lacking. is the bear sable or proper, though? also, I think the background should have been vert and not or, but that's another 
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FMguru posted:computer touching: the last honorable profession what do you expect me to do? learn a trade, work with my hands and make mad bank because all of these computer touchers can't even change a door handle? that is against my personal code of honor
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ultrafilter posted:I used to work with data on securities and if any security's alphanumeric identifier was all numbers Excel would store it in scientific notation.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:companies spend millions to write features in programs that are used by billions, but since they decided at some point that "WE WILL NEVER MAKE A MANUAL FOR ANYTHING", literally literally no-one uses any of those features the absolute worst decision ms ever made about excel was to translate function names, so even if documentation was available, you'd either have to look up the bullshit function name in your local language, or you're going to have to translate the function name used by the $local youtuber into english it doesn't help that the first pages of results google gives me for any excel questions are 'excel for dutch clowns' sites, just because of where I am located
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that tweet and the ensuing discussion in this thread actually inspired me to clean out my big box of cables. I reduced its volume by 60% but if DVI ever becomes the leading video connector again, I'm boned
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The Fool posted:yospos mascot i'm going to ignore the anal eye and just wonder what the anal ear is that they're talking about
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Jonny 290 posted:ban the loving tiktok speech voice on the one hand, it democratizes content and ensures that non english speaking folks can also create clips that people everywhere in the world can watch. on the other hand, it's loving horrible and needs to go away immediately
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elong buying twitter is like how in comic books or cw shows rich people say 'what, no rooms available? hah, I'll just buy the hotel' except we get to see the actual outcome
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Tweet me @Ishmael Ishmael  @phishmaelyo, whatup, its ya boy ishmael. its really me. you can tell from the checkmark
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:lmao he's absolutely still going to try to fire this guy that doesn't work for him
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Kenny Logins posted:https://twitter.com/kennethlogins/status/1594815252805607424?s=46&t=hp57vorZ0HWnWX4Ol4rApw lol is this real? seems so easy to just fake truth social screenshots because no one is going to go into that cesspit to check
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Cold on a Cob posted:blackwater would be a good name for an extremely snobby coffee joint where you get yelled at if you ask for sugar or cream i was at one of those a while ago. the guy seriously wouldn't give me sugar until I had tasted the coffee without anything in it. yep, as I expected, needs sugar
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this is the most anyone has ever approved of jeff bezosPowerful Two-Hander posted:musk will ban everyone that votes against him inshallah
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they should send a pair to sbf so he doesn't have to worry about laces
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daniel craig is secretly a great voice actor. he had a decent role as the pirate in tintin, but an absolutely insane part in comrade detective that he did very well
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the whole nova story presumes that people in latin america are incapable of seeing a word that doesn't exist in spanish and thinking 'huh must mean something in another language' even when that is exactly how americans would look at the word. nova means as little in spanish as it does in english. it makes about as much sense to make up a story that the car couldn't be sold in parts of the us because people would think no va meant it was illegal to drive the car in virginia
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the fact that this stuff needs to be explained at all is enough of an indication that mastodon isnt for general use. it will never be used as widely as twitter. whether or not that's bad, ok or actually a benefit is entirely up to your personal opinion. someone just needs to create twitter but without the nazis
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this is definitely because elon was fed up with an account named eIon or e1on and he personally made this everyone's priority, isn't it
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also, i think the shirt changing color might just be chromakey?
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im sorry if the map sucks! it was the first one that popped up on google and matches with what i know about a few countries, so i assumed the rest was right too. they may be cherry picking exceptions and using those to determine ages, or maybe they're incorporating future changes that have already been written into law
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Cat Face Joe posted:the company i work for lost like $12,000,000 last year and we have a few of those dont worry, you'll make up for it on volume
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a sufficiently creative lawyer could argue that seo poisoning is witness tampering
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programmers should be kept away from localization and translation. they will ALWAYS tend toward separating text into the smallest possible units, and something like this always happens. also, obviously, words that get reused somewhere else with a different translation, like the word 'close' being used for 'dismiss', and for 'near'. this leads to dialog boxes being labelled with a 'near' option
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Beeftweeter posted:i think in this case its because the shell can handle ZIP and CAB? even if they'd want to use 'zip' as shorthand for 'compressed folder', there's absolutely no reason not to have separate labels for 'zip (address form field)' and 'zip (compressed folder)'
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gabensraum posted:not to mention all the other poo poo that people die from. yeah, like drop bears
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Beeftweeter posted:technically i think the little something was in justine hey now, elon did a lot in that relationship like lying about who was holding the child as the life slipped out of its body
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mediaphage posted:sooo many losers in the comments defending the fuckin car it's obviously out of spite, but they're just going to say 'we tried the other set of windows first but found out it didn't fit after we'd already broken them' and rightly get away with it
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i think blue is already used to signal something in usb ports some of the usb ports on my motherboard and usb hub are blue and others are black i just don't know what it means
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those corner stairs would actually make a pretty cool plant stand if they'd be separate from the real stairs, just in a corner of the room
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MrQueasy posted:https://x.com/d_feldman/status/1715272000816492572?s=20 1 (maybe?) out of 13ish isn't that bad
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i was stuck between two of the worst sets of lovely children on my flight back from my vacation last night (they only sprayed juice on the passenger next to me, and not on me, such luck!), and i never want to fly again j/k im probably going to fly again next month, but for work, and to a place where no kids want to go in november
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lmao remember when onlyfans said they'd stop doing adult in what probably was a ploy to get a better rate or change in content policies from stripe? they still pretend it's a platform where you can sell fitness classes and piano lessons, but no one does that with the clothes on
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:No USB-C. a laptop with firewire doesn't need usb c
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drat that went all kinds of places before i thought "that cant really be howard, can it" and then it was
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i like that the designer probably went "now should the caribbean islands reach all the way to tunisia? not sure, maybe better to remove all the smaller ones"
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mediaphage posted:they’ve been doing this for like fifteen years and it absolutely doesnt work because for product placement to be this aspirational thing, it needs to be the focus, and it needs to be handled by a character people want to emulate. bag of doritos in the background? ok sure, whatever indiana jones eating doritos? hell yeah, i also want to eat doritos
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rotor posted:the guy who quit in a huff because HR told him he couldn't bring his poorly trained dog to work any more after it poo poo on the rug and bit two people i didnt know joe biden used to work in advertising?
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