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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Central soup. Like central heat, but it's soup.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:17

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# ? May 3, 2024 09:42

Manifisto

Kief Richards posted:

Central soup. Like central heat, but it's soup.

and for non-soup foods, where are my goddamn pneumatic tubes

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:26

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

and for non-soup foods, where are my goddamn pneumatic tubes

A sand-winch?

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:31

Manifisto

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

A sand-winch?

acceptable as a backup for when the tubes fail. carrying a sandwich upstairs manually? what is this, the dark ages?

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:33

Prof. Crocodile

A VR game that allows me to assume the role of Jack Tripper from Three's Company, so I could mug and pratfall my way from one lukewarm-sexy situation to the next, all in the comfort of my own home.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:35

Manifisto

why do I not have a set of mini light sabers to act as knives, mandolines, cheese slicers, and so on?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:40

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

why do I not have a set of mini light sabers to act as knives, mandolines, cheese slicers, and so on?

Oh god. Just imagining mandoling my fingers off on a lightsaber

# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:46

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

alexandriao posted:

oh BUD have I gotta surprise for YOU

https://www.nanalyze.com/2019/02/smart-shoes-digitally-connected/

poo poo yeah my future is now

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# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:57

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

A hammock that finds unhappy kittens and puts them in itself, turning them into happy kittens!

# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:15

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

a device that lets me do this with my body stretchflexes (eruption of ghost spines)

# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:33

alexandriao

I think it would be nice to have a machine that takes in food and poops on my behalf. Like the universe only needs something pooping and eating, and I don't see why it needs to be me. I wish I could designate a machine to do that for me so I could go out and do stuff and not have to do that

# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:45

Prof. Crocodile

alexandriao posted:

I think it would be nice to have a machine that takes in food and poops on my behalf. Like the universe only needs something pooping and eating, and I don't see why it needs to be me. I wish I could designate a machine to do that for me so I could go out and do stuff and not have to do that

Good news friend!

There is an art installation in Tasmania that will meet your needs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVyhGNMMgvo

# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:57

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Good news friend!

There is an art installation in Tasmania that will meet your needs!

can i change my answer to "a cloaca poop machine that ALSO poops spinal columns"

# ? Dec 30, 2020 21:21

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

1001 faxws of Lil Pimp.

# ? Dec 30, 2020 21:37

Manifisto

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Good news friend!

There is an art installation in Tasmania that will meet your needs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVyhGNMMgvo

I saw this years ago, good to know it's still going

so to speak

# ? Dec 30, 2020 21:41

pseudorandom

Barking Gecko posted:

3D universal food and beverage printer / replicator

This, but we should be able to download it instead of needing food cassettes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tufKuW7mC_4

# ? Dec 31, 2020 00:11

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

cybereverything

# ? Dec 31, 2020 00:24

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

a flying hoverboard that also, while boarding orders any groceries that may be getting low at home and arranges delivery and payment

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# ? Dec 31, 2020 01:02

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

An app that enables the user to always select the fastest checkout line.
The vehicular version helps you select the fastest flowing lane of traffic, and it accurately anticipates slowdowns due to accidents, guiding you to the fastest alternate route, allowing you to exit even before the accident occurs.

# ? Dec 31, 2020 01:17

vanisher

Just way more taco options at taco bell.

# ? Dec 31, 2020 02:06

vanisher

Cyber taco

# ? Dec 31, 2020 02:07

Escape From Noise

Robots eating and pooping for me? What's the point of livin'?

# ? Dec 31, 2020 02:19

FutonForensic

a chair designed for sitting in backwards so i can comfortably "rap" with my youth pastor group

# ? Dec 31, 2020 05:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Kief Richards posted:

Central soup. Like central heat, but it's soup.

i had a magic item in a dnd campaign i ran that was basically this lmao

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Dec 31, 2020 07:45

Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:

Cyber taco

Just any tacos here would do for me

# ? Dec 31, 2020 11:05

Escape From Noise

Just thinking of a taco that prints out documents

# ? Dec 31, 2020 13:19

pseudorandom

PC LOAD TORTILLA

# ? Dec 31, 2020 21:57

Manifisto

> TORTILLA LOADED

> :ins:

# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:37

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

how about a printer that prints tortillas

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Dec 31, 2020 22:56

vanisher

tortilla fax machine

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# ? Dec 31, 2020 23:50

biosterous

cyberhugs 2021

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# ? Jan 1, 2021 00:15

frump truck: hello... again!

a mystical butt that floats in the air directly in front of you at all times and when you kick it there's energy transference so it's like your kicking your own butt

# ? Jan 1, 2021 00:30

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

tortilla fax machine

nothin like a dot matrix taco shell

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 1, 2021 00:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

mailorder bees! posted:

how about a printer that prints tortillas

this but also with edible ink so i can force my countless enemies to eat their words

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 1, 2021 00:54

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

tortilla slides slowly out of the printer

weedlord bonerhitler

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 1, 2021 01:01

Escape From Noise

I'm just thinking of a taco that prints documents

# ? Jan 1, 2021 05:30

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Tiny record player implants pointed at my ear drums so i can listen to Kate Bush whenever with no one the wiser.

Cybernetic implants in my joints and muscles to make me dance perfectly like Kate in the Babushka video.
Better program it for Wuthering Heights too.

# ? Jan 1, 2021 13:51

Escape From Noise

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Tiny record player implants pointed at my ear drums so i can listen to Kate Bush whenever with no one the wiser.

Cybernetic implants in my joints and muscles to make me dance perfectly like Kate in the Babushka video.
Better program it for Wuthering Heights too.

Could you also pull the moves from Wuthering Heights?

# ? Jan 1, 2021 14:04