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ha ha hey hello so...um.... is that the dog?
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Haha they should call this the wet tennis ball park, right?
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Dec 29, 2020 15:06
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patiently waiting in line behind the dogs when one of the owners pulls out the treats
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Dec 29, 2020 15:07
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once I get a tennis ball I avoid all the people and dogs when they ask for it back
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Dec 29, 2020 15:09
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Hello, animal control? Yes, the dogs here are running around all over the place. They're not parked at all!
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Dec 29, 2020 16:13
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oh me? no I’m not here alone my owner just went to get his hat from his car haha you’re so weird
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Dec 29, 2020 18:23
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Is that a kong with peanut butter in it or are you happy to see. Me
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Dec 29, 2020 18:48
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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I just like the outdoor smells ok???
Btw, can I smell your doggins?
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Dec 29, 2020 21:10
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(to someone who just threw a stick but the dog didn't chase it) Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not gonna happen! Ha ha, get it? It's a reference to the movie Mean Girls and sir SIR PLEASE CONTROL YOUR DOG DOWN BOY BAD DOG AAAH
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Dec 29, 2020 21:28
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oops, I thought this was the god park. Can I worship your dog as long as I'm here?
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Dec 29, 2020 21:33
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why do you think they made the ground all wood chips? I figure grass would’ve been cheaper. is it supposed to look cool? do you think it looks cool?
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Dec 29, 2020 21:46
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Hello, animal control? Yes, the dogs here are running around all over the place. They're not parked at all!
why do we dog in the park way and park in the dog way am i right folks? (the audience howls, urinates)
crimes
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Dec 29, 2020 21:47
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*motions towards leash* hey man why are you treating that dog like a child
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Dec 29, 2020 23:56
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is your dog single? just asking for uh... asking for a friend
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Dec 30, 2020 05:25
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out of the way please whoops sorry comin through hey hows it going oh man what is that smell
did someone open a bag of treats three hundred yards away
ill be right back gotta check this out as soon as i finish aligning my body with the magnetic poles and also this fence
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Dec 30, 2020 05:30
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What's in my... plastic bag?
Absolutely nothing.
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Dec 30, 2020 20:55
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*maintaining intense dog eye contact* you're gonna poop
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Dec 30, 2020 20:59
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*me racing people's dogs like the scene from rocky and then hugging them at the end as we jump up and down*
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Dec 30, 2020 21:41
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taking a bath in the tiny metal communal bowl
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Dec 30, 2020 23:19
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painstakingly posing the dogs to reenact and study the Kennedy murder, getting really upset when the dogs don't stay still and berating the owners when they try to leave because my work is of the utmost importance to national security
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Dec 31, 2020 02:42
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working painstakingly with each dog to role up a dnd character for my new campaign, pointing out what I'm reading in the players handbook when discussing their choice of class and race, handing their owner their dog's finished character sheet and telling them when they need to come back for our first scheduled day of playing, doing all of this while pretending to ignore becky and her slutty pomeranian bc I'm sure she'll get jealous of the other dogs and want to date me and then we'll get married and have kids and live a happy life and her ex boyfriend brayden will get really sad and rue the day he made fun of me for doing a book report on the original dragon lance books in the 8th grade during black history month because I thought races in dnd were analogous to modern day racism
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Dec 31, 2020 02:48
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oh hey. no, i'm good. just here to watch. yeah. love dogs. can't get enough of em. here every day. hey, what do you think about pizzagate?
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Dec 31, 2020 03:16
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oh hey. no, i'm good. just here to watch. yeah. love dogs. can't get enough of em. here every day. hey, what do you think about pizzagate?
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Dec 31, 2020 03:18
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*quietly morphs into the form of a dog*
"Hey, where did that guy go?"
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Dec 31, 2020 06:07
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don't mind that guy, he does that all the time. now if you'll excuse me i have this shovel and these guys don't pay me unless i pick up at least eighty five percent of the landmines y'all leave here and they also give a bonus based on poop weight
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Dec 31, 2020 09:11
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excuse me miss I think you dropped this stick
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Dec 31, 2020 14:20
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excuse me miss I think you dropped this stick
Wow no need to growl at me miss I'll just be on my way
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Dec 31, 2020 16:39
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oh im just here for the articles, i swear
thanks Manifisto!
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Dec 31, 2020 17:54
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"so, which dog is yours?"
*holding car keys in one hand, leash in the other* "haven't decided yet"
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Dec 31, 2020 21:31
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"so, which dog is yours?"
*holding car keys in one hand, leash in the other* "haven't decided yet"
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Dec 31, 2020 21:41
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amazing to think that in a few years these dogs will mature into full grown horses
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Dec 31, 2020 22:20
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*walking up to the dogs with a stool and a milk pail, piece of hay dangling from my mouth*
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Dec 31, 2020 22:22
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"so, which dog is yours?"
*holding car keys in one hand, leash in the other* "haven't decided yet"
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