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Luvcow posted:*walking up to the dogs with a stool and a milk pail, piece of hay dangling from my mouth* smh if youve never had horse milk straight from the german shepard
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i'm only here to scout out breeding stock, and no, I don't have a dog why do you ask? |
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if you say "i just miss buster" and look wistfully into the distance you can steal all the tennis balls you can carry
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canyoneer posted:"so, which dog is yours?" |
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heh so they just kinda run around? so no jobs or?
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why do they all stare at me while i'm pooping? what do you mean, that isn't sanitary? look at everybody else doing it! i follow leave no trace principles seriously |
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biosterous posted:
Feelin' like I am a dog leash Owaaa aaaaah Feelin' like I can't just release Oooo wah How many times have I gotten fleas? You wanna feel like I'm stuck in a pocket with keys, with keys
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asking every person at the entrance if i can borrow their dog to enter the park |
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Jan 1, 2021 15:47
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telling everyone my childhood dog, the only friend i ever had, ran away from home 30 years ago and my alcoholic father told me it would be my fault if i couldn't find him so i search every dog park with every spare minute i have, assuring the sobbing dog owners it's ok, he's still out there... i'll find him
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Jan 1, 2021 18:54
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what if i dont have a dog. what i have...TWO dogs at the dog park????
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what would you walk if you had that kind of leash, lawrence? lemme tell you peter man, two dogs at the same time
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Jan 1, 2021 18:56
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Randy, the British Pervert: Oh. Ohhhh... Oh I see... not "dogging" park then... Right... *rebuttons trench coat* |
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dog park cop: no skating here bud, you gotta get out of here me: oh don’t worry i’m not skating i’m just waiting on someone dpc: *shaking head* sorry you gotta leave me: wait hold on i see them! dpc: c’mon let’s go me: [bulldog approaching in the distance] seriously sir just give me a moment dpc: *grabs my arm* don’t make this difficult me: *tearing up* p...please |
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to the tune of that smashing pumpkins song: despite all my bark I am still not a dog in a park |
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stuck in between the two gates in the entry/exit plenum because I dunno how the latches work
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keeps rolling a d20 and telling people they passed their animal handling check |
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google THIS posted:(to someone who just threw a stick but the dog didn't chase it) Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not gonna happen! Ha ha, get it? It's a reference to the movie Mean Girls and sir SIR PLEASE CONTROL YOUR DOG DOWN BOY BAD DOG AAAH That movie was filmed at my high school and I was forever love the slightly racist parody trailer where they're all from Compton. |
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