person at the dog park who doesnt have a dog

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Heather Papps: hello friend

before you head to the dog park sans dog make sure to stuff your pocket with dog treats: this will attract dogs. HOWEVER do not distribute the treats lest the spell you weave over their "owners" be broken

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 19:50

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 15:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

thought it would be fun to bring my score placards from my day job at the toronto kennel club purebred ranking department but this one lady did not love the consistently low scores and whipped a bag of dog poo poo at me

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 19:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

if you say "i just miss buster" and look wistfully into the distance you can steal all the tennis balls you can carry

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 00:56

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