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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
The first alcoholic beverages were produced by proto-Indo-Europeans whose princes and tribal rulers supplied it to the toiling underclass at feasts in order to seem more majestic and imply supernatural powers. They called this early fermented beverage "White Claw".

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Paper airplanes predate human flight but did not inspire the Wright Brothers. Instead they inspired modern submarines.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Marmots are the only known species other than humans to elect their leaders. Candidate marmots stand at opposite ends of a field and other marmots make their way to the one that they choose. The groups then reintegrate.

Unlike humans they exhibit tremendous decorum and candidates never vote for themselves.

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