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d o you think i shuold mail a freshly fried egg through the postal service to my friend haha asking as a jokei would like to know what it would be like to mail a freshly fried egg in a single layer envelope (with the yolk popped because i am not an rear end hole) to my friend do you think i could do this.how much would it cost to mail a fried egg to my friend. maybe i should mail one to my bestest friend and give them a tasty snack in the post and maybe also a little salt and pepper (as a treat) |
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my one partner said they did not want an egg in the post but i asked them if they wanted to like date someone who was a rule breaker (but only rules about what is or isnt allowed to post through the mail) or date a square and they admitted they wanted to date a rulebreaker so i guess that means i get to mail them a nice freshly fried egg with a bit of salt and pepper through the uk postal service as a treat to them |
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Dec 31, 2020 03:24
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you could get into a lot of trouble by mailing a freshly fried egg through the mail. my best friend in the whole world squished a dinner roll and mailed it in a manila envelope. well right after he did that i never heard from him again. i think the dogs they use to sniff envelopes sniffed his roll and they found him. threw the book at him. he's gone and i'm never going to see him again and i'm just saying it could happen to you too
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Dec 31, 2020 03:56
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wait nevermind he just messaged me on discord. i guess i'm just really bad about checking my text messages haha. but irregardless you should really think twice about mailing this freshly fried egg of yours.
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Dec 31, 2020 03:58
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op ur mail person won't bat an eye at this strange parcel of urs. I have it on good authority that during these times of need ppl have been mailing loved 1s a surprising amount of shawarma, poutine etc 
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Dec 31, 2020 04:02
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prepuce repurposed posted:op ur mail person won't bat an eye at this strange parcel of urs. I have it on good authority that during these times of need ppl have been mailing loved 1s a surprising amount of shawarma, poutine etc mee ting someone in a pub and sliding up to them just like "haha you could mail me some poutine if you wanted, baybee. wait no where are you going dont leave" Too much is always not enough! |
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Dec 31, 2020 04:07
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FutonForensic posted:wait nevermind he just messaged me on discord. i guess i'm just really bad about checking my text messages haha. but irregardless you should really think twice about mailing this freshly fried egg of yours. ive thought about the risks but then if yuo dont take risks you dont get any reward and that reward is a freshly fried egg for your friends breakfast if you know what i mean haha no seriously i hope you do becuase because i dont Too much is always not enough! |
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Dec 31, 2020 04:08
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Dec 31, 2020 04:11
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should eat 2 apple fritters or half a jar of peanut butter. I'm hungey 
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Dec 31, 2020 04:12
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prepuce repurposed posted:should eat 2 apple fritters or half a jar of peanut butter. I'm hungey if u have two apple fritters and half a jar of peanut butter, you can put the peanut butter between the apple fritters and make yourself a most handsome, fancy sandwich |
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Dec 31, 2020 04:48
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give the postal workers a nice little treat to keep them going during the most stressful time of year, fill your local mailbox with envelopes filled with fried eggs |
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Dec 31, 2020 04:51
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alexandriao posted:if u have two apple fritters and half a jar of peanut butter, you can put the peanut butter between the apple fritters and make yourself a most handsome, fancy sandwich that sounds fuckin' dope ---------------- |
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Dec 31, 2020 05:26
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at first I was like  but then I wedded fritter w/ pb. It was a messy snack but it loving owned 
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Dec 31, 2020 05:28
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will post pics next time I fritt |
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Dec 31, 2020 05:28
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fruit, sugar and legume protein. Mom is probably proud of she's lurking rn |
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Dec 31, 2020 05:31
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i think you are cool (you reading this) |
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*opens up an envelope containing a yellow smelly goo* hell yeah breakfast
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FutonForensic posted:*opens up an envelope containing a yellow smelly goo* hell yeah breakfast the goo mixed with the white leaded paper of the envelope makes a most wholesome and nutritious snack but yuo have to leave the egg in the envolope for more tha three days because other wise the egg will not absorb yhe lead and it will be less tastey |
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Dec 31, 2020 18:56
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i tried mailing french toast by putting the stamp directly on it and searing the address into the surface but the birds got to it before i could get to the post office so i would suggest using a box or large envelope
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Dec 31, 2020 19:38
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mail a live chicken and then they can have eggs every single day
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Jan 1, 2021 19:15
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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You might have better luck with a box, OP. You don't want any of your freshly fried egg leaking out, your friends will be sad. True story about three years ago I had one coworker who worked remotely from home. We had a pizza day and my boss shrink wrapped a slice, put it in a small box, and FedEx'd it to her house.
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Jan 1, 2021 20:19
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fred eggs is my friend and I do not think you should put him in the mail at all I mean, how would you fit him into the letter slot? he is pretty flexible for a 43 year old but not that dang flexible
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Jan 1, 2021 20:27
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Fry that egg my fellow. Fry that egg my fellow. Fry that egg my fellow. Egg 🥚 Can you believe the egg? Got made out bird cooter, old timey lore say the chicken came first and wanted to feel an orb coming out cooter. |
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Jan 1, 2021 20:28
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Manifisto posted:fred eggs is my friend and I do not think you should put him in the mail at all im sorry but for my friend there must be sacrifices |
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alexandriao posted:im sorry but for my friend there must be sacrifices noooooo fred . . . .  you're going to have to tell his wife, I can't face that |
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Jan 1, 2021 21:21
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alexandriao posted:d o you think i shuold mail a freshly fried egg through the postal service to my friend haha asking as a jokei would like to know what it would be like to mail a freshly fried egg in a single layer envelope (with the yolk popped because i am not an rear end hole) to my friend do you think i could do this.how much would it cost to mail a fried egg to my friend. You should make sure when you do this you ask for the message to not be machined processed, since when people sent messages with wax seals or fancy envelopes they'd get chewed up by the robot mail sorter so you wanna just make sure you pay the extra buck twenty five Other than that I mean who hasn't sent an egg in the post |
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Jan 2, 2021 00:05
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I'm told you can ship coconuts through the mail without packaging them. Instead of a box or envelope or whatever, put that fried egg into a coconut. |
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Jan 2, 2021 00:22
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The Walrus Cancer posted:I'm told you can ship coconuts through the mail without packaging them. Instead of a box or envelope or whatever, put that fried egg into a coconut. and drink 'em both together |
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Jan 2, 2021 00:44
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honestly coconut egg might be pretty tasty
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Jan 2, 2021 00:44
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Mail your friends and loved ones the distance version of a century egg today |
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Jan 2, 2021 01:54
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there was some dude on SA awhile back who mailed his crush a bunch of broken glass and she thought it was sweet i guess(?) but also he wasn’t arrested or anything so i think an egg would be a fun and safe alternative |
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The Walrus Cancer posted:I'm told you can ship coconuts through the mail without packaging them. Instead of a box or envelope or whatever, put that fried egg into a coconut. mailorder bees! posted:honestly coconut egg might be pretty tasty ok this seems like a better suggestion but i have a funky cool idea that i came up by myself nobosy else and that idea is that what i am thinking is you could take an egg. right. an egg. a normal god fearing egg. and you could take it and take a coconut, the devil's orb, and what i am thinking is that you could crack the egg into the coconut and maybe put a cork or something in to the coconut to make sure the egg stays inside tge coconut (other wise it would be a bad time for the post friends ), and the vibrating and rummaging and hoo har ing of the postal delivery service would maybe cook the egg? and while it is a different treat to a fried egg boy, i think my friend might appreciate the lack of work more than the previous one and also it means i do not have to use the cooker and i would appreciate the lack of work too. any way that is just my original idea (i have a patent pending please do not steal) and i think that that could be a way to get a taesty god fearing scrambly eggy to my best pal
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Jan 2, 2021 02:30
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youve sold me on mailed coconutty scramble eggy
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Listen to this and mull it all over. It should provide you with inspiration, god bless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYWkG_DI5OEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYWkG_DI5OE https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 2, 2021 08:21
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idgi
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Jan 2, 2021 08:22
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It's an old Disco song I like that I decided to post in all the top threads in BYOB, to bring in the New Year (and because I'm drunk). Happy New year! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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yappy hew near!
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mailorder bees! posted:yappy hew near! 
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It's an old Disco song I like that I decided to post in all the top threads in BYOB, to bring in the New Year (and because I'm drunk). hell yes i often also celebrate the new year like an actual real human but also sometimes i just lay in my truck and think about the old year and how muvh better it could have gone with a good god fearing egg by my side but whenever i try to do that in the new year there is always a problem and the problem is that eggs cant walk so i often end up either putting it in my pocket which makes a mess whenever i try to reach for my glasses or fall over or i tie a leash to the egg but then some times it breaks on stones or bounces on the concrete and my egg friend shatters and dies and it makes me sad also some times when it breaks its ok because its been sitting in my warm pocket long enough i just get a nice pocket of scrambly eggy and it tastes nice even though it needs some salt and pepper (to taste) and i think that the world would be a lot better if more people did this and had pockets of freshly scrambled egg that they could eat now and then when they wanted to so that is my proposal for tewnty twenty one is that we could give people we love eggs so it will cook and break in their pocket and then we have given them the gift of a lo vely scrambly egg friend who could be a tasty companion boy when they needed it most |
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