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 ★ welcome to Seer-Spam's center of witchcraft for Tarot readings, general spellcraft, and other esoteric miscellany! all types of the occult welcome and please no fighting. ★ i got a lot of positive feedback in the mod thread so i went ahead and made a space to continue readings and to let others do things as well. i want this to be a place for sharing tales, asking guidance, teaching lost arts and there's no wrong way to go about it as long as you're not being an rear end in a top hat. anyway it doesn't matter if you think it's real or not, the important thing is it makes you feel like you have some sort of control over your life, plus it's fun! i personally accept questions in-thread (or as PMs if you want to be anonymized) to do situation readings, single card draws, as well as the daily reading - but feel free to contribute in your own way, i'm always excited to see new sides of the occult and witchcraft! oh and if you plan on using the black arts, always keep your curses clean and simple as complex rituals can easily backfire - remember to always practice safe hex! (OP art by snoo Scream & Scry) clockwork chaos posted:C-Spam's Daily Reading for 12/30
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please hex Mitch McConnell so that he chokes to death on his own bile while sleeping
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I once started making a C-SPAM/Trump themed tarot deck but I didn't get very far. Nevertheless I am posting those here because they seem relevant: 
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twoday posted:I once started making a C-SPAM/Trump themed tarot deck but I didn't get very far. Nevertheless I am posting those here because they seem relevant: 2017 seems like such an innocent time compared to what we have now
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twoday posted:I once started making a C-SPAM/Trump themed tarot deck but I didn't get very far. Nevertheless I am posting those here because they seem relevant: these are great
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twoday posted:I once started making a C-SPAM/Trump themed tarot deck but I didn't get very far. Nevertheless I am posting those here because they seem relevant:
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lmao at this thread
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twoday posted:I once started making a C-SPAM/Trump themed tarot deck but I didn't get very far. Nevertheless I am posting those here because they seem relevant: haha, these are awesome, i wonder if we brainstormed a full set if snoo would be up to drawing it >_>
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smarxist posted:haha, these are awesome, i wonder if we brainstormed a full set if snoo would be up to drawing it >_> well, it's tricky, I was just gonna make up new stuff, but if you make a whole new set you need a whole new mythology for each card so it's easier to tie it to the existing tarot deck, and then you need four suits, and 9 of each of those, and it gets daunting to imagine how the 3 of hamburgers would be different from the 4 of hamburgers
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twoday is going to be hexed for derailing this thread on page 1
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twoday posted:well, it's tricky, I was just gonna make up new stuff, but if you make a whole new set you need a whole new mythology for each card 354 calories would be the difference according to google
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What cards do I need to draw to fuse the strongest persona
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Did anyone ever call Miss Cleo back in the day, what was that like
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Good soup! posted:Did anyone ever call Miss Cleo back in the day, what was that like listen to the first few episodes of the Fraudsters podcast
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u got it
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Dec 31, 2020 05:24
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just start hexing people
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CODChimera posted:just start hexing people 
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i am an aries, who is my posting soulmate? leos show thyselves
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has anyone else noticed an increase in the number of eyes on the moon since it got hexed
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cringe, frankly
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Can we invoke death curses and hexes in this thread, or is that verboten as well
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Resubscribing as "TaintHexxer"
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Apoplexy posted:Can we invoke death curses and hexes in this thread, or is that verboten as well Jeffrey of YOSPOS kinetically detained by the United States Secret Service because the CSPAM cabal cursed Barron Trump to grow until he was as tall as Paul Bunyan
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Magic is real and easy and everyone does it every day. You know how you wake up every single day fully convinced that something absolutely idiotic is going to happen, and how you’re always right? Magic. If you could rook yourself into the same degree of certainty that money and sex would inevitably always be coming your way, you’d be getting those too. Read up on Bob Dobbs and his wonderful church, you’re thinking too hard to succeed.
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it's not very helpful to hide within demonstrably fake bullshit when the world and your life are falling apart. still, some folks are really into this 'electoralism' stuff so they must get something out of it. now if you'll excuse me, i have to get back to my dark majjycks.
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While I may personally be an "apathetic," I don't think it's good practice to troll this thread and be cruel to its posters. I made a counter-thread for those that believe in the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism to post in: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3953409 in order to leave the OP and their friends alone. delegitimizing the "squad" and the Democrat Party, and the American government as a whole in order to drive radical action, is not "made-up bullshit." Please stop trying to start fights in this thread, and be respectful of others' beliefs.
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Please do not make low-content posts in this thread. The man in your avatar, Malcolm X, threatened to register everyone in a town to vote or "move them out of town." If you wish to discuss the power of electoralism, or the immortal science that is Marxism-Leninism, then there is a thread for this sort of content: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3953409
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Malcolm Xbox Hey, should we have a Malcolm Xbox thread for radical blacktivist gaming discussion and concerns?
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Taintrunner posted:Please do not make low-content posts in this thread. The man in your avatar, Malcolm X, threatened to register everyone in a town to vote or "move them out of town." If you wish to discuss the power of electoralism, or the immortal science that is Marxism-Leninism, then there is a thread for this sort of content: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3953409 According to a google search, the only "immortal science" out there is a book about the origins of the universe according to vedic mythology.
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Flowers For Algeria posted:According to a google search, the only "immortal science" out there is a book about the origins of the universe according to vedic mythology. ok coward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-r38CTHx5E
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Wreckers are not welcome in the witchcraft thread. Please start a wreckercraft thread if you wish for a place that wreckers can converse. I am told there is a place in D&D for people like you, and it is called "USPOL." Perhaps you can try your luck there. Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 11:12 on Dec 31, 2020 |
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turns out one can get into marxism around the 2008 financial crisis, read about it for more than a decade, vote and advocate for bernie, vote and advocate for third party candidates, AND support the medicare for all floor vote that taintrunner keeps melting down about, yet end up a lib wrecker who needs to go to D&D. what a joke. much like witch craft, imo, but to each their own
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Finicums Wake posted:turns out one can get into marxism around the 2008 financial crisis, read about it for more than a decade, vote and advocate for bernie, vote and advocate for third party candidates, AND support the medicare for all floor vote that taintrunner keeps melting down about, yet end up a lib wrecker who needs to go to D&D. what a joke. much like witch craft, imo, but to each their own this is not a constructive post to the current topic. please contain your meltdowns to the SUCC zone instead of contaminating the spirituality thread.
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Has anyone tried to use magick to affect politics? I want to get really into bending the universe to my will using magick in 2021.
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Grevling posted:Has anyone tried to use magick to affect politics? I want to get really into bending the universe to my will using magick in 2021. i think they levitated the pentagon and it ended the vietnam war
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