Orbs posted:

Here's a secret spell to summon a succubus, just for this thread: embark on a journey of self discovery and improvement, such that at the end, you have made yourself attractive enough to potential partners that the succubus will choose to be with you. Use it wisely.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Hey now maybe the succubus could have incredibly terrible taste in men

polycritical posted:

The lvl ii card diviner vs the lvl iii dice diviner

Trash Ops posted:

i need to be sucked off immediately how do i summon succcubus

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

nice yarrow stalks, idiot

Trash Ops posted:

i need to be sucked off immediately how do i summon succcubus

www.coptic-magic.phil.uni-wuerzburg.de/index.php/2019/09/20/old-coptic-magical-texts-iv-the-bilingual-exorcism-of-pgm-iv posted:

This composite recipe features ritual instructions and invocations in the Greek language, as well as one section written in the Egyptian-Coptic language that makes use of an innovative Old Coptic script. Unlike the other Egyptian-Coptic language sections of the codex, it is principally the Greek script, with only the letter kjima (ϭ) derived from demotic. Because of all the other bilingual practices in this codex, there is no doubt that the owner of this codex was an Egyptian-Greek bilingual and was presumably able to read various different Old Coptic scripts, such as those seen in the previous posts in this series. However, this text was almost certainly copied from another manuscript, and suggesting that there were Egyptian-Coptic language texts that were also written in only the Greek script, in addition to those which used Old Coptic scripts. This would itself then suggest that someone literate in the Greek script, but not in demotic or (Old) Coptic, would have been able to vocalise the sounds of the Egyptian-Coptic text, just as, say, a modern anglophone might transliterate an Arabic text into Latin script.

The practice is titled an “excellent method to cast out demons” and instructs, in Greek, that a formula is to be spoken over the head of the possessed person. First and foremost, the practitioner must place olive branches before that person, six of which are later specified to be tied into loops, the seventh is to be used as a whip as the invocations are recited. Then the practitioner must stand before the possessed person and recite the following invocation in Egyptian-Coptic (1231-1235):

quote:

“Hail God of Abraham! Hail God of Isaac! Hail God of Jacob! Jesus the Khrēstos, the Holy Spirit, Son of the Father, who is in the upper-part of the seven and who is in the inner-part of the seven: Bring Iaō Sabaōth!
Let your (pl.) power emanate from so-and-so, until you cast out this one, the unclean demon, Satan, who is in him.”

The invocations then continue in Greek (1235-1248):

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“I adjure you, demon, whoever you are, by this god: Sabarbarbathiōth Sabarbarbathiouth Sabarbarbathiōnēth Sabarbarbarphai.
Come out demon, whoever you are, and stay away from so-and-so. Now, now, quickly, quickly!
Come out demon, since I bind you in unbreakable adamantine chains, and I cast you into the black chaos in destruction!”

Instructions for a phylactery, a protective amulet, are also included as part of this composite practice, which the text specifies must be worn by the freshly exorcised individual as soon as the demon has been cast out. The following magical names are to be written upon a piece of tin (1252-1264):

quote:

“Bōr Phōr Phor Ba Phor Phor Ba. Bes Charin Baubōte Phōr Bōrphorba Phorbabor Baphorba Phab- raiē Phōrba Pharba Phōrphōr Phorba Bōphor Phorba Phorphor Phorba Bōborborba Pamphorba Phōrphōr Phōrba. Guard so-and-so.”

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

nice yarrow stalks, idiot

Squizzle posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I've found you an excellent method for casting out demons, in the name of fan favorite deity Jesus the Christ to help keep mainstream practitioners comfortable. So now all you need to do is find someone who is currently possessed by a succubus spirit, exorcise them, and then I guess recapture and/or strike a consensual deal with the newly manifest succubus entity, for fellatio. Then you should be all set.

I hope your Coptic is good. Best of luck

Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:

um hypothetically speaking could a witches curse cause someone to become some type of human-animal hybrid?

Orbs posted:

Yes, definitely. My intuition is telling me that this is more than just a hypothetical though. Did you or someone you know get cursed into a Lin Manuel Miranda / Turtle hybrid?

Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:

yeah 😤

Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:

um hypothetically speaking could a witches curse cause someone to become some type of human-animal hybrid?

Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:

um hypothetically speaking could a witches curse cause someone to become some type of human-animal hybrid?

Terry Pratchett posted:

“The place where the story happened was a world on the back of four elephants perched on the shell of a giant turtle. That's the advantage of space. It's big enough to hold practically anything, and so, eventually, it does.
People think that it is strange to have a turtle ten thousand miles long and an elephant more than two thousand miles tall, which just shows that the human brain is ill-adapted for thinking and was probably originally designed for cooling the blood. It believes mere size is amazing.
There's nothing amazing about size. Turtles are amazing, and elephants are quite astonishing. But the fact that there's a big turtle is far less amazing than the fact that there is a turtle anywhere.”

Squizzle posted:

Orbs posted:

Elixir of Nerd's Sweat, Goon's Joy. Increases Computer skill, decreases Charisma attribute.

Lin Manuel-Turtle posted:

Orbs, thank you for the help and good magicks, not gonna make any decisions on twhether to undo the curse or not yet, honestly I’m still kind of shell-shocked by the whole thing

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

If you ever do tire of being a turtle (or frog), might I suggest instead being: a bird