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has anyone else noticed an increase in the number of eyes on the moon since it got hexed
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Fluoride Jones posted:Anyone know where I can get eye of newt? when i googled on bing "eye of newt aliexpress" it gave me fog lights for pickup trucks so maybe try substituting those
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Weka posted:probably a suplex if u can suplex a train u can suplex a demiurge
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i put on my robe and wizard hat, everyone else in the zoom meeting groans at my poo poo
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War and Pieces posted:Making a flyer, What's the best way to spell "magic" to get more people to go my ritual orgy? upside down pineapple with a witch hat, no text other than the address
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Dec 29, 2023 02:47
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i thought witchcraft was socially prohibited magic because women usually do it whereas big strong men do god magic
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Dec 29, 2023 14:35
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Atrocious Joe posted:Jesus did magic and he was a man transmuting water to moonshine is alchemy and everything else he did was sorcery (manly magics)
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Dec 29, 2023 19:15
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i have discovered the secret to transmute a university degree into increasingly aggressive debt collector phone calls
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Dec 29, 2023 20:36
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Smythe posted:what is magery on the sorcerer - illusionist spectrum. actually can someone define the spellcaster spectrum. thnx ok so heres what u got witch - praxis wizard - book nerd, shits where he stands and a magic broom cleans it up sorcerer - the gigachad meme with magic missile and tensers floating disc mage - trade school wizard necromancer - the weird kid in highschool that was too weird to pick on cleric - ned flanders
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yellowcar posted:what about illusionists charlatans, all of them
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Dec 30, 2023 03:42
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learning that necromancy is heresy, luckily i minored in chloromancy so i can at least grow huge weed plants
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Jan 20, 2024 14:17
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vyelkin posted:let's get together and curse the moon u dunno where that moon's been, remember to practice safe hex
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm still waiting to find out which magic is okay in the Bible, Jazerus??? It says no Necromancy (life, death, spirits) Divination (fortune telling, hindsight, insight, spirits) Enchantment (basically every other kind of spell-casting. Spirits) so which ones are okay for Christians to practice. Specifically conjuration is fine because jesus conjured doordash for a hungry party
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when i draw too many reverse cards i simply rotate the table 180 degrees, the fates hate this one weird trick
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Jan 29, 2024 04:45
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
i talk a lotta poo poo but my last tarot reading was accurate enough to give me pause, i dont know how this stuff works but we apparently live in a much weirder world than i thought
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I know I know. But imagine it as a conversation with another human person. Sometimes if enough things seem to be going wrong in one particular place, and you're talking to someone about it, they'll suggest making a change in one particular place will make all that uh, change.
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Squizzle posted:specifically i dont know who this is but it looks like cloud and goofy got merged in a transporter accident
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Feb 4, 2024 22:10
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Squizzle posted:but once the red space apostle has used his drill to smash the tube sending a wave of good energy from gods tube to cover the galaxy, where will you find refuge if not the perfect realm of forms (i.e. the supertrain mega zord) trying to pierce the heavens with my drill but all i get is a noise complaint and a public nuisance charge
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Sherbert Hoover posted:It is very complicated and differs between Hellenistic and late antique philosophy, but ancient Mediterranean philosophy was pretty obsessed with the idea that everything is made of things, both physically and metaphysically, like we are made of not only bone atoms and meat atoms, but also beauty, intelligence, man, poster, etc. Many philosophers believed that on some level there is beauty etc. by itself and these forms and all creation are emanations of the monad, a kind of singularity or godhead that exhibits perfect unity, of which everything else and all ideas are lesser and lesser copies and divisions. When Christianity took over, theologians dropped most of the numerology and physics aspects of it but kept the idea of God's omnipresence. i am the platonic ideal of the beauty poster man
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i have prepared for the eclipse by reading an eclipse documentary (berserk) and also watching an eclipse documentary (also berserk, we're hosed)
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Trash Ops posted:how do i summon a succubus its easy but dont, shes been living on my couch now for over a month eating my pretzels and hair gel and im getting increasingly concerned that the landlord is going to kick us out because of the overwhelming sulfur smell
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drew the tower but im safe because next card was tensers floating disc, hoverboarding me and my party to safety
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Apr 9, 2024 14:16
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due to modern licensing restrictions anyone claiming to be "practicing witchcraft" without undergoing the full apprenticeship is merely performing pointy hat sorcery (illegal, not to code)
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Apr 14, 2024 18:12
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witches cast spells like this while warlocks cast spells like that and wizards are just a bunch of deviants
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Almost certainly. Does anyone give a poo poo about turnips anymore? When was the last time anyone ate a turnip? im eating one right now just pulled it outta the dirt like luigi and chomping down like a apple
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Apr 27, 2024 11:35
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"you gotta try one of these chicken mcmuffins, little too much mayo but its got a bit of kick" i say as i place the sandwich on Ishtar's altar, the elder deity torn between appreciation for the offering and wondering how this man has managed to survive this long
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the suez canal boat was a cspammer, please dont invoke the wrath of the divine against fellow goons
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