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lobster shirt posted:emperor - i am the black wizards hmm no, i dont think so 
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would you call it black wizardface or wizard blackface
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Dec 24, 2023 16:56
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from the size of your rear end i can see you dont lack blizzards ho ho ho
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Dec 24, 2023 17:01
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Nix Panicus posted:You do not want to provoke christian witches on christmas! They are at the height of their power, second only to necromancy spells cast at easter! my dude, it's even the full moon tonight. you're all hosed. me, i always was a friend to the witches
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:See, you'd think that, but they're no better off today than the average pagan spellcaster really. You see today is based around the birth and worship of the "Son," and etymologically speaking this develops from folding in and repurposing worship of of course, "the Sun," as had already existed for thousands of years and in fact can be noticed when we see how Christmas Day, December 25, is also the date of the Roman Sol Invictus and the final day of the lengthiest celebration of Saturnalia. Thereby, pagan Sun worship is defused and retooled into proper Christian Son worship which may be experienced by those who consider themselves beholden to the socially dominant monotheistic Israelite God. any novice would tell you there is an endless well of dark spiritual energy tied up in American Christmas
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here's what i would do to curse my enemy tonight: under the full moon i'd gather symbols of american christmas in a circle of christmas lights: elf on a shelf, die hard dvds, coca cola etc. no christmas crackers or anything like that, those are sigils of english christmas. DO NOT make contact with english christmas. jesus christ do not do that. then, take something of your enemy and place it in the center (could be a photo, a lock of hair, juet something that reminds you of them). put a santa candle on top of that item and light it. stare into the flame and concentrate on your curse or curses until the candle has burned down completely. under the next new moon wet the poppet with your blood and hide it near your enemy's home. burying it would be best, it's least likely to be found there. if you wish to remove the curse i can advise you further, for bitcoin
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Dec 25, 2023 19:07
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that is basically a faction in the Dominions strategy series
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Dec 25, 2023 20:57
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waiting until january 1st to start incorporating steamboat willie into my sigils
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Dec 31, 2023 16:20
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Ohtori Akio posted:my protestantism ftw. other guys protestantism ftl bible's pretty clear on witchcraft, unless youre a unitarian
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the catholic church is based around paganism, almost animism
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Dokapon Findom posted:They make such a big deal about host desecration while they desecrate the memory of the Christ by saying he's actually this cracker nbd just ritualistic cannibalism borrowed from roman mystery cults
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Dokapon Findom posted:The rules of Orthodox Judaism make far more sense to me and I respect the dedication that goes into following them. Catholicism seems a bit more jazzy in making allowances for the things they really want to do the talmudic scholars mostly agree that god left in the loopholes as a fun challenge for his people. the first game designer
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muhammed pbuh showed up later to close a bunch of loopholes and re-ban pork and shellfish from tournament play
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Dokapon Findom posted:This part goes hard maury voice:
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ok but where does the homestuck cosmology fit into all of this christian stuff
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AnimeIsTrash posted:cspam ftw it owns that the metamorphosis included him introducing "y'all" into his posts
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Al I like your new avatar birds and rain, what can i say it works every time
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my spirit animal (fursona) is crow, from the longest journey
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i mostly consume the bible via inhalation and insuffilation
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Jan 23, 2024 00:40
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[to a group of vestals gathered under the statue of aries] excuse me ladies, but is this god bothering you
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Sherbert Hoover posted:hmm that's odd, he's usually not this horny oh yeah? just ask Hephaestus lol
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hephaestus trapping his wife and her lover in an elaborate net contraption is the first e/n goon story
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pretty sure purple and orange is for Sunsday
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yeah the acidified ocean means all that marble and sandstone is hosed over the next couple hundred years
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Can AI do magic? yeah but i dont see what the other two paragraphs have to do with it
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Sherbert Hoover posted:as soon as someone here finds a dash of wit we can try it my mars is in groucho and my venus is in dave barry
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[bill clinton voice]quote:This word "is" hides the riddle of all riddles, the mystery that there is anything at all. Every philosophy, whether it asks the question of being openly or not, moves around this mystery, has a partial answer to it, whether acknowledged or not, but is generally at a loss to answer it fully
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pauls conversion on the road to wembly
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"women are disgusting" - paul of tarsus/croup coughfid
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Ohtori Akio posted:And immediately there fell from his head as it had been hair: and he received AIDS forthwith, and arose, and was probated. lol
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[while being struck down by the overwhelming light of god's creation] based.........
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excuse me i think youve been misled. that's clearly a rock dove
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