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Happy new year, you beautiful earnest losers.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 05:19 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:56 |
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Answers Me posted:https://twitter.com/sarah_emilyp/status/1344798710836973570?s=21 They even got him to sieg heil . The last ten years of politics can be summed up in the image of a fat, red faced middle aged man wearing a fleece and bawling his eyes out in his land rover screaming "DAAAAADDDDYYYYY"
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 10:42 |
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Old men, running the world. A New Age!
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 11:28 |
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IDS isn't even upper class he just married rich after faking his entire CV.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 17:58 |
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Not the UK, but the energy the UK should take forward. https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1345117855293919233?s=19 Hell yeah.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 02:47 |
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If I was Black in America I'd probably feel police brutally is just as big an issue as Covid. At least covid won't beat me to death in Broad daylight for mistakenly paying with a fake $20.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 03:31 |
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Oh it's a wanking post
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 11:11 |
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Ewan posted:It's not defamation when the public knows she is already an absolute twat Yeah but the goal isn't to be right it's to use your money and power to humiliate and leave destitute anyone that stands up to them. https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1346049779550343168 They'll probably just do it anyway.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 12:10 |
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To do what? The Tories have a majority and the opposition isn't saying anything that disagrees with them. We essentially have a GONU. This is just a liberal saying "This is a big problem so we need a BIG empty gesture".
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 13:03 |
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lol the Tories hosed up so badly that they had to make up a new English Virus strain to explain it and got Christmas cancelled but it's all memory holed a week later. Good of Keir not to say anything that could have made people pay attention to that.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 14:52 |
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For four and a half years we were told that every time Labour didn't have a response ready within ten minutes of an event happening that it showed how terrible Corbyn was, how out of date and slow he was. They'd retweet whatever boiler plate nonsense the Lib Dems posted with phrases like "the real opposition". They'd suppress info on the right wing of Labour deliberately sabotaging communications and briefing against Corbyn to the press. All for this. So that this flailing sweaty ham could gently caress up opposition to Boris Johnson going into a lockdown months late and not even call for better sick pay or provisions for rent arrears. This is the Labour party as they meant it to be. This is the kind of opposition they wanted. This is the Labour party fully operational. They threw away your future for this.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 02:28 |
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Education doesn't work when you have a media that will broadcast bullshit purely for reaction and treat it as on par with experts. Having said that making it a crime not to get the vaccine plays into those bullshitter's hands as they treat it like a conspiracy. I don't know what the solution is but killing Rupert Murdoch (in Minecraft) would probably help.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 12:03 |
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I believe there should be legal ramifications for publishing anti science bollocks up to and including ten years in prison, but only because I believe that to be the quickest way to put the entirety of British Journalism behind bars.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 12:17 |
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https://twitter.com/standardnews/status/1346785099321368580?s=19 Lol
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 12:50 |
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The EHRC refused to investigate tory islamophobia but did investigate Welsh and Scottish universities for anti English bias.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 12:57 |
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Bit of rough housing with some scallywags
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 21:30 |
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Picked the wrong week to get banned from twitter again.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 23:33 |
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It's an English Virus it only makes sense that the English would be more affected.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 00:42 |
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justcola posted:I struggle to understand the thinking of the authors of articles like this - not just the stupid 'things should be worse actually' takes - but that they are obviously going to get looked into within minutes of the article being posted to see how big a hypocrite they are. They're getting paid and the people paying them don't give a poo poo and the majority of the people who read it won't find out hes a massive hypocrite.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 16:26 |
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I got a certificate from my work saying thank you with a link to the benefits page with nothing new on it.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 11:01 |
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Hey ill pay you one cup of coffee to gently caress off
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 13:43 |
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I like coffee but not enough to go out and work on the front lines of a plague.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 14:43 |
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Gort posted:Is it a binary choice between those two things? SERVICE GUARANTEES A MOCCA
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 17:39 |
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Jesus Christ.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 17:43 |
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https://twitter.com/ClientJournoExp/status/1347628215976796162?s=19 Telegraph with the sensitive headlines.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 20:39 |
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josh04 posted:It's just a particularly aspirational variant on "The real, liberal Boris Johnson appears to have gone forever... but what if?" I've always found it weird that people called Johnson a socially Liberal tory. The man has always been a racist, homophobic, sexist piece of poo poo but because he's so terrible at covering up that he can't keep his dick in his trousers they treat him as if he's only playing a character rather than just being a massive, obvious hypocrite.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 12:05 |
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forkboy84 posted:That's liberalism. I mean yeah but I was talking about the made up version they make for themselves that they're somehow moral and decent people who are beyond racism, sexism and homophobia.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 12:21 |
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I can't tell if it's gaining traction because people care about poor kids or if nobody gives a gently caress about the kids they just don't like to see their taxes spent so nakedly poorly.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 12:53 |
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keep punching joe posted:Not gonna lie, want one of those posh school meal boxes now. Four treats for the posh boys and gorls. A milkshake cup full of room temperature tuna for the poor boys and girls.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 13:05 |
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DesperateDan posted:10 months or so ago when the first school lockdowns were coming into play, I got served a very similar "hamper" (a torn and pre-used carrier bag) that largely consisted of a loaf of shitewhite, some eggs of unknown provenance, around a kilo of spuds and a bunch of green bananas. Many others had similar experiences. The complete refusal to do anything for anybody because someone somewhere might do something against very strict protestant morality never fails to shock me. Just the weakest excuse for apathy to the suffering of others dressed up as wise morality. I hate it. And even if the parent receiving £30 spent 2/3rds of that on booze and fags they'd have still gotten more for their money than what they got in these "Hampers".
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 13:46 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Yeah it's a joke. Various local shops started doing fruit & veg delivery boxes during the pandemic and for under £30 from them you can get a box packed with stuff that lasts over a week and is heavy enough that it's hard to lift but somehow a big company doing things at scale just shoves in a fiver's worth of stuff and boom job done, profit made and don't care about the recipients. It's legit sickening What's infuriating is that it isn't a £5 worth of food. It's what you'd pay for it shopping in Asda. This is a company that deals in scale purchase and bulk buying. They not only get the stuff going into these hampers at a massively reduced cost they have a huge amount of produce that needs to be used up before it rots and is wasted. They could have put £50 worth of supermarket priced food in these kits and not lost a penny. But they wouldn't have made as much money. Its naked evil and selfishness.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 14:00 |
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I guess you really can be bis3xual, alt, mentally ill, liberal and have a tory cabinet minister as a father and make it work. Thank you for showing it's possible 420bandobaby
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 14:59 |
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Some friends turned to drink and drugs says ticktok poster 420bandobaby who's previous posts include saying that she can't smoke weed anymore because she's got Covid symptoms and how she'd spend three birthdays worth of money for an ounce. Next up we talk to Priti Patel about how she wants harsher sentences for middle class drug takers.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 15:14 |
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https://twitter.com/CallumCant1/status/1348966149548072960?s=19 It's always good when they just come out and say it.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 15:50 |
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It's a meritocracy you see
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 16:23 |
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keep punching joe posted:Is that a loving bank bag? Satire is so dead Azalia Banks is digging it up and cooking it.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 19:10 |
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https://twitter.com/HarrietHarman/status/1348741678711115777?s=19 Jesus Christ.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 20:08 |
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https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1349086379926544384?s=19
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 21:16 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Another distressed fishmonger. This one did vote brexit 'for the grandchildren' There's something deep within the British mind where people have internalised that "Suffering for a better future" means that any and all suffering is rewarded in the future. A big part of tory campaigning is just incredibly posh people saying "I'm going to make you suffer to make things better" and people buy it as common sense.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 17:30 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:56 |
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Jose posted:I hate so many high profile labour people The article rules, Ralf writes that he was so mad about Corbyn that he started shouting at his kids and had a heart attack.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 14:47 |