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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/ProfTimBale/status/1344959271742615553 I heard him say this on the TV lol you'd be hard pressed to find anyone in politics who has earned less of their own wealth and paid less of their own way than that oval office
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he has looked exactly the same for the last 20 years so could be true imo i thought vampires were meant to be attractive and charismatic but that's fiction for you
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Jan 2, 2021 11:14
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Les Dennis for Labour leader imo OUR SURVEY SAYS *ping* hehehehehehehhhhehe  REMEMBUUR t'ninetehs??!? eh??? d'ya remembuur?
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hemale in pain posted:id suck a dick a day instead of paying rent what if it's attached to one of the mutants pictured :/ and/or is a really quite bad and gross willy
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If Corbyn was still leader and calling for school closures the entire media would have been screaming about him wanting to create a nation of skivers who want to spend their lives on benefits, eating crisps and voting labour all day long instead of working hard and getting on in hardworkingfamilies grate britan 
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Jan 2, 2021 13:32
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Convex posted:Ten-metre hole in Kent lorry park 'not a sinkhole', officials say I'll bet they only allow low value goods lorries near that bit
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daddy boris come on tv soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  lol how did Andrew Marr get where he is, he's a bimbo
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Jan 3, 2021 10:11
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I vote we have a referendum every year on whether to have an election that year
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Jan 3, 2021 10:24
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he'll change his mind and announce closure this evening at about half seven don't worry
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Jan 3, 2021 10:40
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OwlFancier posted:Also presumably compatible with british humour given the continued popularity of mr bean. That auld Mr Bean he gets into some wild japes there so he does, very humourous indeed with the big torkey on his head there lol never even says a word, neither!!!!!!!!!! Drone_Fragger posted:Re terry Pritchett: I was at the Cheltenham literature festival event where he first announced he had early onset Alzheimer’s. I think it was also the last time he did book signings because he was visibly struggling to do so which was truly heartbreaking to see. I’ve got a copy of making money with me and my brothers names only partially misspelled because of that. I feel like he'd have found some humour in that he ended up writing in the style of Granny Weatherwax 
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bustin keaton posted:Ah, gotcha if this was recently then the TV crews are going to be in for a shock when they next turn up at the nightingale hospital :/
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I'd also like to know if a ford transit van full of dildos is a normal amount of dildos for producing a pornography video, because it is a lot more than I would have expected doubt it will ever be a question on The Chase, mind maybe if they do a Dutch version idk crispix fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jan 3, 2021 |
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Close the zoos says he but it's only going to send people to the aquariums, bird sanctuaries and arboreta in their droves what about the aquariums, bird sanctuaries and arboreta mr so called forensic leader????????????
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Jan 3, 2021 21:10
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I think all of the humour was meant to derive from his accent
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Jan 3, 2021 22:15
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Jeeeez i have the television on and there's an ad going for ryanair that's like THE COVID VACCINE IS COMING SO BOOK UR SUMMER SUN IN THE FUN HULLIDEZ RIGHT NOW LOL!!!! yaaaaay beer sun laaaaaaaaaaaads we're all going back to normal soon woooooooo
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TACD posted:I'm assuming basically nothing will happen until the daily deaths reaches a new record, at which point the media will cough politely and Boris will implement a Tier 5 where everybody has to stay 3m apart. nah we're changing to 6 feet now we've left the EU and you have to sing what age are you now as well as the happy birthday song when you wash your hands
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i detest the happy birthday song, i do yankee doodle dandy instead 
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Jan 4, 2021 01:10
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Yeah it's particularly poo poo at this point to blame the public for not following the rules when the rules are so (somehow simultaneously) half-arsed and complex and change so drat often
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Tarnop posted:I don't think you need the (somehow simultaneously) here. They are half arsed because they are full of exceptions and loopholes, and they're complex for the same reason. you don't generally expect something to be both so i think i'm happy enough with my op i appreciate the food for thought though!!!!!! 
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Miftan posted:I just read an article yesterday in the Israeli FT equivalent (can't find it now and its in here anyway) that said that over the last year over half of the UK's power came from wind energy. I should rather think that's just the hot air coming out of old Boris Johnson's gob, op!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL that is my trademark very biting, topical, HIGNFY-style wit
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Really though 60,000 odd people are needlessly dead due to covid because he's such a callous and useless oval office
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Jan 5, 2021 11:29
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Jose posted:this is the only response to it got tea up my nose from laughing at tim martin's picture there - he like 
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Jan 5, 2021 18:41
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auld king bully had a six fut wully so he showed it till the wuman nixt door she thought it was a snake so she hit it wi a rake and now it's ony five fut four
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Middle and senior management in the health trust I work in is wall to wall big egos with utter poo poo for brains who seem to exist to get in the way of people trying to do actual stuff https://i.imgur.com/08Oa10U.mp4 crispix fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jan 6, 2021 |
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If them anti-vaxers were in china they'd get caught in a big net  like that and bundled in till a van and taken away for a beating imo
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO clapclap time is coming back  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55561108 and they're calling it clap for heroes jfc that's so much worse adskfjdlkf
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I've not seen a single person who actually thinks this is a good idea, no matter how much the people at the top are plugging it. it was met with a lot of eye rolling where I was working today. I've heard from nurses who really resent the hero poo poo because dedicated as they are they didn't go into the profession to put themselves at risk of death - they're not field medics
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Jan 7, 2021 10:26
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you get out there and you thump that wheelie bin with the cricket bat, there show everyone how much you care with your clapclap gestures 2 minutes a week
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Cyril Sneeer posted:both my sister and my bro-in-law work for the nhs so I am wary about taking the piss out of this. but at the same time tho ( and I have talked to my sis about this) what they want is better hours/pay. i work in the NHS. most people think it's a load of shite. nurses in particular are generally actually very jaded people. tending to someone dying with faecal emesis with do that to a person i suppose :/
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Jan 7, 2021 13:10
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nobody here bothered about clapclap time and i am very glad about that it was becoming loving oppressive last time around because people gonna peep
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kingturnip posted:you accept that... there'll be some people who get harrassed by thick coppers. no https://i.imgur.com/yHfzwM5.mp4
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