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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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It’s been 2021 for hours. Kind of humid, there are some birds, lots of sand and rocks. Smells kind of bad. That’s my report from the future.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/covid19tracking/status/1344803258242531328?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Schumer is riding the “technically not a lie” line.

He is verbally demanding $2k while simultaneously taking an action that removes like 99% of the leverage.

Technically not lying!

This is also a good Rorschach test for whether one sees neoliberal imperialist dems, Bernie as a habitually high minded but low in results senator, or maybe both!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nystral posted:

A what thing?

A woman carved a “B” for barack obama on her face claimed Democrat thugs did it. It was backward in the way it would be if done in the mirror.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1345926876112572419?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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The phrasing makes this sound extremely good, though

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Eej posted:

Turns out the CCP just wants Jack to hand over the personal data of all of China. An Unalloyed Good, according to CE posters I guess?

Dude it was a joke about how the US reporter was saying “this would be like Bezos or Zuck getting in trouble” not an actual endorsement of the CCP

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/meghann_mt/status/1346994653682274308?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Alternately, because cops: “The pipe bombs were some used soda bottles with some dip spit snotty tissues shoved inside.”

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Sure the senate got ransacked, but how is Walgreens?!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/armystrang/status/1347039719708893190?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/kysportsradio/status/1347031398176223233?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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These fuckers are dangerous, but I’m not convinced the aolution to our woes is “more mass no-knock raids by the cops!”

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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The majority of Republican representatives in office voted to throw out the PA results based on pure political loyalty.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/schmoyoho/status/1347053742521262082?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv/status/1347029899534499841?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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Wake up sheeple! We’re stopping the steal and starting a revolution! We! The! People!

*24 hours later*

I regret to inform my family, neighbors, former employer, and the investigating officers that I never intended to do anything illegal and simply followed others around like a sheep.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Also the president’s concession still just said they had an amazing first term, won the election, would continue the maga fight, and “an orderly transition” would take place.

So room for interpretation still.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Peak Idiocracy “ow, my balls” content

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/timgill924/status/1347246668362735616?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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Slim tried to open the lock but failed. Then my buddy Mega-Mike slammed that fuckin’ door wide open. “Goodnight” Jonesy went for the electronics and carried the heat.

Me, I just followed them inside, through open doors.

A classically successful B&E defense!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1347352791577190401?s=21

Conservatives have an absolutely endless supply of gaslighting and/or “racism is over” or “actually, it’s worse for white people” or “when a black person says they’re upset with white Anerica, isn’t that the same as when white people are racist?!”

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/jamesurbaniak/status/1347452429428686850?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1347767366848040961?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1347884880319959040?s=21

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Jul 11, 2004

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

What happens if the whole Senate gets wasted? Is there any kind of contingency for something as hosed as that?

We put our faith in a retired boxer, a lawyer, a waitress, Tom Jones, a trailer park teen and his grandma, Slim Whitman, some plucky video game playing kids, and... uh, in this version I guess Tiffany Trump?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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GoGoGadget posted:

Does he just prewrite these things, or what?

I haven’t bought one, but my understanding is they’re short, often something like 20-40 pages.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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It’s weird how the GOP screams personal responsibility and paying for consequences until they hit the ultimate breaking point and demand outside assistance so they can, uh, not lose a few percent of their twitter follower bots.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Politics1com/status/1349165315196903425


gently caress

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/reedreports/status/1349326874573463555?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/thedweck/status/1350160362444709888?s=21

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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The only time social media even came up for TS was asking by what means I was still in contact with foreign contacts. And that was just as simple as “Oh, he uses WhatsApp,” and that was that.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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Nah, she’s slim to medium build when last seen. Not a waif, but not even remotely large.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Internet Wizard posted:

This conversation sure is going places

I’m forgetting what exactly Ken Bone said about human submarines but lol.

Also a friend of mine attended some professional conference and out of nowhere the event organizers had Ken Bone just kind of show up in a red sweater like “hey, remember me, Ken Bone?” months after he was relevant as a “special guest.” WTF?

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Jul 11, 2004

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Defenestrategy posted:

edit: and isn't this the guy who usually draws a stupid self insert doodle that explains the joke or has some snarky aside?

No, that guy is on the opposite end of the political spectrum and mocking right wing racists and snowflake chuds etc.

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