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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Ehud posted:

2020 chat thread's biggest losers!

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Skwirl					3604
Intruder				3458
Spoeank					3323
Kalli					3283
General Dog				2346
Hot Diggity!				2332
Its Rinaldo				2238
Mel Mudkiper				2051
Bird in a Blender			1924
C-Euro					1917
Blowjob Overtime			1914
Ehud					1898
Grittybeard				1885
Shimrra Jamaane				1748
Samadhi					1722
indigi					1658
Paint Crop Pro				1643
Leperflesh				1632
seiferguy				1625
FizFashizzle				1609
D-LINK					1532
swickles				1348
a neat cape				1271
Thaddius the Large			1210
The Glumslinger				1184
hifi					1157
Chichevache				1120
Impossibly Perfect Sphere		1061
Nick Jr. Face				1039
Amy Pole Her				1011

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Braksgirl posted:

Happy New Year! I'm making a good rear end cake, some cabbage cooked with bacon and onions, plus some homemade egg rolls. It's gonna be an ok day.

rear end cake is so underappreciated these days.

Silly Burrito
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Braksgirl posted:

For a palate cleanser, here is my good rear end cake.


She's a keeper, y'all.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The picture frames and the microwave make it look like an 80s robot is watching over the kitchen too.

Silly Burrito
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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Acceptable uses for mayo:

1. Adhesive in junk food crab cakes


That's it. That's the list.

Add some ketchup and baby you have some Whopper secret sauce.

Silly Burrito
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Freaquency posted:

Mayo is just thickened oil so use it wherever it makes sense to have thick oil. Or use it however you want - embracing chaos in the kitchen is the true path to flavortown

BRB, putting mayo in my car

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Mitch better have my money!

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Upload on Prime Video is kinda entertaining. Easy to watch, 30 minute episodes, only one season so far. The premise is basically the San Junipero Black Mirror episode, but what if it was ran in a late stage capitalism world like in Sorry to Bother You or Idiocracy. It's by the Office's creator and is in theory a comedy - although when it's not doing satire the humor tends to be a little too goofy for my tastes. On the whole I'd still recommend it. A second season has been confirmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfZj2bn_xg

Yeah that was good.

Six episodes into Cobra Kai and we took a break to watch Wonder Woman 1984.

It is....not nearly as good.

Cobra Kai season 3 kicks so much rear end so far.

Silly Burrito
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CannonFodder posted:

There's a scifi story that starts with a fast food worker in Raleigh NC getting hooked up to an AI management system that usually just gives the regular "hey make a burger" stuff but gets specialized to the point of "Take two steps to the grill. Use your right hand to pick up a burger patty. With your right hand, place the burger patty on the grill." The US eventually turns into an economic police state but the fast food guy gets to evac to Australia where a cyber utopia was built. He gets to upload his mind to a Matrix like thing while his body will be maintained by the cloud to where he uploaded his conciousness.

Difference here is the dude wasn't about to die in an ER.





also someone here suggested "March comes in like a lion" and I have to thank them.

Manna, right?

Always worth a read:

https://marshallbrain.com/manna

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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And finished with Cobra Kai Season 3.

Definitely, definitely worth a watch.

Silly Burrito
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Timby posted:

I'm home, relaxing in my recliner and breathing fresh air. :unsmith:

Awesome news Timby!


I wish the GA Sec would've just said, "You lost, Mr President."

For people that scream that the election is rigged, there's audio proof that they're trying to rig it right there. I know, projection and all, but poo poo.

Silly Burrito
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Timby posted:

Thanks, y'all. I was actually kind of stunned when I was looking through my discharge summary and saw that it was more than just pancreatitis and kidney issues that they hospitalized me for:

- Severe sepsis / potential septic shock
- Necrotizing pancreatitis recurrence
- Acute on chronic blood loss anemia
- Chronic thrombosis of splenic vein
- IgA nephropathy, chronic
- Steroid-induced hyperglycemia
- B12 deficiency
- Essential hypertension
- Acute pancytopenia

Like, Jesus Christ, that's a hell of a laundry list of issues.

Just put some Tussin on it.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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That blows.

Silly Burrito
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...2356_story.html

Full audio and transcript

14:20 - "Um, we don’t agree that you have won."

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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where does whining like a little bitch to everyone because you lost an election fall in the man code

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The watermark makes it look like he's drooling.

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waah posted:

Disney is good and awesome. The problem is that it's overwhelming after a while and it's hard to enjoy a full day because by like hour 5 you need a break.

But no way in heck you're leaving because drat it, you are at Disney.

That's what you think as a first time goer. I did. Then you learn the benefits of going back to your hotel during the hottest part of the day, ESPECIALLY if you have kids.

If you experience Disney and your feet are blistered (protip: moleskin is cheap and awesome) or you're dog tired because you tried to cram it all in, you're going to have a way worse time then if you accept that you won't see it all and it's worth taking some time out to enjoy your resort pools to relax.

I never went until Braksgirl took me when I was in my early 30s. I obviously don't get as thrilled as she does with it but it is a fun vacation and it can easily be worth it if you don't try to min-max it. If nothing else, Disney knows how to put on a show.

Silly Burrito
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seiferguy posted:

You can still get medical exemptions to skip lines! My cousin has diabetes, and has used that to skip lines before, even for rides like Thunder Mountain. You do actually have to show them paperwork, though.

I think they've cracked down on that hard. Braks would know more but too many people abused it.

Silly Burrito
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3 DONG HORSE posted:

Seems like some people in this thread would prefer a post-apocalyptic theme park anyway

Look up New Orleans Six Flags youtube videos. There have been a hell of a lot of creepy documentaries about it from people who have snuck it. Shame too, it was a fun park.

And a special place in hell goes to the bastards who closed down Astroworld and Waterworld. They shut it down the same year Katrina happened. If I had known I would've gone one last time. So many good memories and now it's just a parking lot.

Silly Burrito
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Timby posted:


I do have fond memories of an alien encounter attraction, I think it was in Tomorrowland? And then they replaced it with a Lilo & Stitch thing because kids got too scared or something along those lines.

And now that's closed too because it sucked. It's the one ride Braks didn't want to ride. Not because it was scary, but because it was so bad.

From the Disney thread:

Silly Burrito posted:

From a link in that article, this could be a pretty gruesome avatar.



Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jan 5, 2021

Silly Burrito
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bobjr posted:

Butterfly Effect is the one where he decides the solution to all his problems is to kill himself as a fetus right?

That's the alternate ending, not the theatrical one IIRC.

Silly Burrito
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Hot Diggity! posted:

Sure, they can't communicate or anything, but you know if one shoots another that the one that got shot had it coming.

This diaper ain't the only thing that's loaded.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Kalli posted:

Presumptive RIP to Blindsite. I don't think these are native to australia, but I presume something worse is and has also learned how to open doors

https://twitter.com/LydNicholas/status/1346459292489101313

Welp that's it fellas. Humanity had a run but it's over.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Timby posted:

Y'all open to a newb?

Come on in any time.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Braksgirl posted:

Covid has hosed everything right up, but these days there's no real slow time at Disney. You can find times when it's not as busy, but there's never a time when it's like dead. The beginning of Dec is a pretty good time to go, as is the week after Labor Day. There's a good sweet spot in January too if you can time it between the marathons and cheer tournaments. But a good rule of thumb is that if school's out, Disney is packed.

And guess what happens when a bunch of Louisianians think "Hey, we're off for Mardi Gras and everyone else isn't...it would be a perfect time to go".

You see a LOT of Saints/LSU shirts in line.

Silly Burrito
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LeeMajors posted:

One day I’m going to nervously invite myself to jackbox w y’all bc I’m a late 30s dad aching for socialization after a decade of shedding many friendships and feeling nearly incapable of forming new ones.

I’m not even sure what it is but boobs Bart calls to me.

Come on in tonight. If we get more than 12, we normally split into two rooms so everyone can play. What the hell, give it a shot!

Silly Burrito
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LeeMajors posted:

I will.

We could definitely use some tips.

TAKE

BREAKS

there's more but that's the big one with kids

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The last time we had all D3, we got the ACA.

What can they do in two years this time?

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Listen here Fat, they already got rid of Mitch and Trump. What more could you want?

a semi-competent government

https://twitter.com/corypalmer/status/1346626530185764865?s=20

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FizFashizzle posted:

and a senator younger than me

:suicide:

yeah that seems to happen more and more

especially when everyone calls people like Drew Brees old and he's younger than me

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Samadhi posted:

James Comey can go gently caress himself with a rototiller

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1346698613087494145?s=19

The next US attorney general, under Joe Biden, should not “pursue a criminal investigation of Donald Trump”, Comey writes, “no matter how compelling the roadmap left” by the special counsel Robert Mueller, or “how powerful the evidence strewn across his history of porn stars and financial fraud”.

“Although those cases might be righteous in a vacuum,” Comey writes, “the mission of the next attorney general must be fostering the trust of the American people.”


HOW DO YOU GET THE TRUST IF YOU DON'T CONVICT A MAN WHO HAS COMMITTED MANY CRIMES?????????????

Bust his rear end New York and (now) Georgia at the very least.

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Paint Crop Pro posted:

Biden will 1000% never go after Trump even for his obvious crimes. 1.) Because they didn't go after W so the precedent has been set that no one will ever be held accountable, and 2.) If you prosecute one president, then every president is going to see a jail cell after their term is over. And no one wants to be the person who digs their own grave.

You're not wrong, but that was one of the biggest failures of the Obama presidency. No one besides Madoff was held responsible for the 2008 crash, let alone any war crimes from 9/11/Iraq, and it was such a defeating feeling of "Why don't they have to be held accountable?"

I know, rich, powerful, white, etc.

Still it would be nice for Trump to be held reponsible, even if it's just to be held as a thin veneer of "we're not going to allow this kind of poo poo to happen again".

I dream, Oxy. I dream.

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Paint Crop Pro posted:

I have a dream too.

Buts its the AFC Winning the superbowl :jecht:

Your dream is much more likely to happen than my dream. :sigh:

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Of all the assholes trying to be the next Trump, who is the scariest

Tucker Carlson / One of Trump's kids probably

Comedy answer: Our own senator Foghorn Leghorn.

Silly Burrito
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I just got this. drat you internet.

Silly Burrito
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you got the wrong message buddy

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Intruder posted:

Trump just said "The wall is built we're doing great numbers at the wall"

what does that even mean

It's bullshit. It means nothing. Sometimes a turd is just a turd.

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in any other news

https://twitter.com/AustinKellerman/status/1346894716751794177

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Nick Jr. Face posted:

I don't get it :saddowns:

your loss

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Blowjob Overtime posted:

I have ceased working for the day.

I took a personal day to watch this. I didn't figure THIS would happen though.

Hey Comey, still think we should just let nothing happen you rear end?

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