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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TFF Chat 2021: I'm sure childbirth is painful and all but
 
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Muppets Christmas Carol

The definitive version of A Christmas Carol.

* # ¿ Dec 23, 2021 16:34
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 It is raining in Phoenix so people just close their curtains and stay inside until the wet devil has passed. So I was able to go out and get somethings and it wasn’t that bad.

* # ¿ Dec 24, 2021 22:23
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Just means no more leg day.

* # ¿ Dec 24, 2021 22:41
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Skwirl posted:

I should clarify that it's the ancient Greeks that came up with the stereotype, not the modern ones. They were loving mystified that Aristotle could be so smart while also being so ugly.

Wasn’t it Socrates not Aristotle? Of course we don’t have anything written by Socrates and everything we have is from Plato and some of his other students. A lot of descriptions of Socrates had him as short, ugly, poorly groomed and never bathed. Still not Diogenes who took a poo poo in the middle of the forum because if it was good enough for a dog it was good enough for him.

* # ¿ Dec 25, 2021 03:18
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Gotta say, all these dogs are very cute and I would pet them all and maybe throw some balls if they are in to it.



No balls needed.

* # ¿ Dec 25, 2021 04:14
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

saintonan posted:

I got a bread machine for Christmas and I've already made two loaves. Send help.

I got one a few years ago and it is very dangerous. Makes good banana bread.

* # ¿ Dec 25, 2021 21:06
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 My new house has stucco and there a few cracks from it settling there I really need to get around to patching. In Phoenix so not like it rains a lot but when it does it comes down hard. Doesn’t help that one of the dogs runs into the walls while chasing after balls and has left an imprint in a few places.

* # ¿ Dec 29, 2021 22:26
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 At least her old man had the good sense to be offed on a yacht.

* # ¿ Dec 29, 2021 23:28
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Guy deserves a medal. Those begging message chains are always fun.

* # ¿ Dec 30, 2021 18:28
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 The Soviet School of Management. It is always someone else’s fault as long as that person is junior to you.

* # ¿ Dec 31, 2021 00:00
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 The explanation of why the Matrix is not a paradise is they tried that but humanity defines its existence through suffering. Of course there is the point that why do they need to be conscious at all? Or why not use cows?

* # ¿ Dec 31, 2021 01:28
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 The machines are dumb because they can create anti grav flying machines but don’t think about putting a solar array above the clouds to power their civilization? The reason the sky was scorched was to stop the use of solar power. Or just leave Earth entirely because they don’t need water, oxygen to breathe or a tight range of temperatures to the exist. Just go colonize space and let the humans wallow on the poo poo hole of their creation.

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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 I mean religion and bitcoin are both grifts so it Ian not that strange a paring.

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