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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The governor of New York covered up a hundred thousand deaths and it’s not the day’s biggest story.

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/KHONnews/status/1358186473254776834

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
New Video Shows Beverly Hills Cops Playing Beatles to Trigger Instagram Copyright Filter: In at least three cases, Beverly Hills Cops have started playing music seemingly to prevent themselves from being filmed by an activist.

Some Black Mirror poo poo

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/1358805022977490944

i like how now celeb "charity" is setting up the website

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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America has surpassed one coronavirus test per person.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Elon Musk has declared himself the Technoking of Tesla, and his CFO is now the Master of Coin.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Hello from the gbs bitcoin thread

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Excuse me are you houseless?

No sir, I’m homeless

Oh...ok

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1373992538189746178

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
The Suez Canal is completely blocked for two days by a ship turned sideways, and because the ship is owned by a company that is named the same thing as hillary Clinton's secret service designation, millions of qanoners believe it to be carrying trafficked children

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Karp also used to perform as a rapper under the stage name Hot Karl.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

gradenko_2000 posted:

A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.
:crackping:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Trump said: “What’s happening to the kids, they’re living in squalor, they are living like nobody has ever seen anybody, there’s never been anything like what’s, and you’re gonna have hundreds, and you have it now, they have the airplane photos, the shots, and they call ’em shots, and these things are showing thousands and thousands of people coming up from South America and it’s gonna be, it’s just uh, look, it’s a disaster.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1376572360770383876

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“COVID-19 vaccine site in Northern California closing for two days to host anime event”

https://twitter.com/sacbee_news/status/1376561200188784647

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

This drawing of pikachu with a fat rear end is worth seventeen hundred dollars

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750520011298439171/826216979606011982/4eb26ee67a5bfc66a895852ff7e1f05b2ac2811d.png

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
My butt is a non fungible token

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Flesh Forge posted:

My butt is a non fungible token

non-fungible tuchus

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Platystemon posted:

non-fungible tuchus

Covered in non-touchable fungus.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
A prominent GOP Congressional Representative went on a widely viewed prime time TV show to reassure the public that no pictures of him with child prostitutes exist and that the FBI and DOJ are maliciously investigating him for child sex trafficking.

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Flesh Forge posted:

A prominent GOP Congressional Representative went on a widely viewed prime time TV show to reassure the public that no pictures of him with child prostitutes exist and that the FBI and DOJ are maliciously investigating him for child sex trafficking.

He went on to directly implicate the interviewer in his crimes, also

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Dallas man charged over Capitol siege arrested wearing 'I Was There, Washington, D.C., Jan. 6, 2021' T-shirt

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

He went on to directly implicate the interviewer in his crimes, also

so very :kiss:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1377591596431052810

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Plain, Factual, and Unreflected Lists Written in 2021

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

The concentration camps run under former president Trump are now labeled as decompression camps under current president Biden

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Nonsense posted:

Nike wins lawsuit over 'Satan Shoes' with human blood

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1378352205305110533

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Hunter Biden revealed he smoked parmesan cheese instead of crack, but that's not the really disturbing part.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Starting Thursday, visitors to Walk Disney World are permitted to remove their masks for photographs of the moment they killed grandma.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1380263127921659909

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That Fyre Fest tweet with the sad sandwich will be auctioned as an NFT for medical expenses.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Equestria Daily warns readers to prepare for ‘potential blowback’ following brony mass shooter.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
The speaker of the house thanked a man for being murdered.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Kamala Harris's book "Superheros Are Everywhere" is being given to migrant children to read in their cages.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Ogantai posted:

Kamala Harris's book "Superheros Are Everywhere" is being given to migrant children to read in their cages.

Superheroes in the vein of Homelander and Stormfront, sure.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy


this is the stupidest loving problem

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

gradenko_2000 posted:



this is the stupidest loving problem

Is there a Silicon Valley start up yet for Laundry as a Service? Place units in rental properties and make the tenant sign up for the app and choose a per load or monthly subscription plan? I like Toast as a Sevice. I only toast five or six slices of bread so it makes sense to just pay via micro transactions

Front door as a service? 60 free lock/unlocks per month then it’s ten cents each to change the locked/unlocked state of the entry?

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