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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
cops are going to kill two dozen school children and claim they were already dead but at least they won't have to be publicly embarrassed

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
They should just get that dick sucking trolley robot that came out a few years ago.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Yeah thats how the Dallas cops got Micah Xavier Johnson aka The Gallant to Dorner's Goofus.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_shooting_of_Dallas_police_officers

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

30.5 Days posted:

cops are going to kill two dozen school children and claim they were already dead but at least they won't have to be publicly embarrassed

actually I've been informed by the movie Demolition Man that they arrest the cop just in case in this scenario

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The individual who interrupted our Game of the Year moment has been arrested.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“The era of trusting communist China is over,” McCarthy said Tuesday on the House floor.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/CBSPhiladelphia/status/1614348439818469378

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



As prices soar, border officials are seeing a spike in egg smuggling from Mexico.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



M&M’s announced on Monday that it would take “an indefinite pause” from its “spokescandies,” deciding that the cartoon characters with arms, legs and minimal facial features were simply too divisive for a polarized America to take.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

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Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

…these weren’t deepfakes of those people cooking or knitting, were they?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/transitracer/status/1618164441941700608

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Canadian universities have known for some time about the risks of working with Chinese universities and corporations that are controlled by China’s Communist Party. They, along with other Western educational institutions, argue that international scientific collaboration benefits all of humanity, a view that has helped drive China’s economic, technological and military development.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/clare_eliza/status/1619819420465131520

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Buzzfeed to use AI to write it's articles after firing 180 employees.

Morbus
May 18, 2004

I’m honored to be one of the first to fly in an ejection seat aircraft while pregnant

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Missouri Republicans block proposed ban on kids carrying guns in public

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A new Iowa bill would roll back child labor laws, allowing 14 to 17 year olds to work in mining, meatpacking, demolition, operating guillotine shears, and other dangerous jobs.

Under the business backed bill, employers wouldn't be civilly liable if kids are injured or killed.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin says the US has not yet recovered any debris from the three UFOs American fighters shot down over the weekend.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Drove through iowa last year and it really felt like there were no young people in the state.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



There’s a bill in the Texas Senate right now that would ban all Chinese citizens from buying property (even homes) in the state.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Porn Zoom bomb forces cancellation of Fed's Waller event.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Chess.com is celebrating Women’s History Month by inviting their users to beat women.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

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Platystemon posted:

Chess.com is celebrating Women’s History Month by inviting their users to beat women.



Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


speng31b
May 8, 2010


we have one of those at my workplace but we call it a wellness room

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
We call ours the restroom

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Milo and POTUS posted:

We call ours the restroom

Milo and POTUS has issued a correction as of 07:59 on Mar 12, 2023

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I've been asking for a suicide booth for years now.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

speng31b posted:

we have one of those at my workplace but we call it a wellness room

Does it electrify you or something?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A bill that would prohibit adults from hitting children with disabilities at school has failed.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Koishi Komeiji posted:

A bill that would prohibit adults from hitting children with disabilities at school has failed.

Florida?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




Oklahoma

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Koishi Komeiji posted:

A bill that would prohibit adults from hitting children with disabilities at school has failed.

That's just Covid



Oh sorry, you mean the kids already have disabilities and then the adults are hitting them.

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Koishi Komeiji posted:

A bill that would prohibit adults from hitting children with disabilities at school has failed.

Been saying this in a plain, factual, and uninflected manner since 1995
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child#United_States

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




Walk-in freezers have existed for decades, they ain't special.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Pornhub Removes Wagner Ad Recruit Soldiers for Russian War

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1636121619780231168

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Good god lol
https://twitter.com/VeVeViral/status/1636377562741084167?s=19

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
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https://twitter.com/USRealityCheck/status/1637831622538977281?t=qizFvs8y34Zk4frGSvEsPg&s=19

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