Plain, Factual, and Uninflected Sentences Written in 2021-23

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Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

My butt is a non fungible token

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 01:14

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 10:54

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

A prominent GOP Congressional Representative went on a widely viewed prime time TV show to reassure the public that no pictures of him with child prostitutes exist and that the FBI and DOJ are maliciously investigating him for child sex trafficking.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2021 07:03

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

He went on to directly implicate the interviewer in his crimes, also

so very

# ¿ Mar 31, 2021 07:18

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

to be fair that is a very clear explanation :shrug:

# ¿ May 2, 2021 01:15

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

The US Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a public advisory not to fill plastic bags with gasoline.

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1392482092823502849

# ¿ May 13, 2021 19:11

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

tbh it's a more effective incentive than pretty much any of the other states or the federal govt are offering, so good for them I guess :shrug:

for reference, gun homicides account for about 10 thousand deaths per year across the US

# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 00:39

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1415333931986075650

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 20:06

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

It's really remarkable how like Trump he is in some ways, but omfg can you imagine Trump allowing anyone to know anything like that about his health lmaoooooo

# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 06:37

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

https://twitter.com/alaynatreene/status/1420079380966125572

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 19:25

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

UK mass shooter said he was American, Trump-supporting virgin
https://twitter.com/IGD_News/status/1426153112583110663

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 16:10

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

he's a completely ordinary looking dude who was convinced he was some kind of misshapen unfuckable mutant, all the pics the media has selected from his vids make him look super weird but imo dude would have had no trouble hooking up with somebody if he didn't instead go murder a bunch of folks and then blow his brains out :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 23:46

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

The US Food and Drug Administration has released a statement urging people not to use horse de-wormer on themselves as a COVID19 treatment

https://twitter.com/US_FDA/status/1429050070243192839

# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 17:42

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Fact check: TRUE

https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/01/politics/markwayne-mullin-afghanistan-threatens-embassy/index.html

although he might not have been unsuccessful after all

quote:

(CNN)Republican Rep. Markwayne Mullin threatened US embassy staff in Tajikistan, outraged that they would not assist him in carrying a huge amount of money through the country as he attempted to travel to Afghanistan for an unauthorized evacuation effort, The Washington Post reported.

The Post reported that Mullin called the US embassy in Tajikistan on Monday, informing them that he would be flying from the country of Georgia to Tajikistan's capital of Dushanbe within hours and wanted help in transporting a large sum of cash, the Post reported.
The Oklahoma congressman told the embassy that he planned to rescue five US citizens, a woman and her four children, from Afghanistan by hiring a helicopter, two US officials told the newspaper.
Embassy officials denied Mullin's request, saying they could not help him bypass Tajikistan's currency restrictions on his way to Afghanistan, the Post reported.
Upset by the response he received, Mullin then threatened the top diplomat, Ambassador John Mark Pommersheim, and embassy staff, according to the Post.
As of late Tuesday, US officials told the Post that they were unsure of Mullin's whereabouts.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 07:59

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1435651822358773765

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 20:40

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https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/1442204322335444992

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 14:00

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https://twitter.com/lmauricecpr/status/1448721736652972035

Huntsville Police have advanced the theory that the woman entered the police van when no one was looking and just died for no reason

https://www.newsweek.com/christina-nance-family-demand-answers-body-found-police-van-1637922

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 11:18

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

https://twitter.com/vexwerewolf/status/1450601697156472833

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 05:59

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

On a related note,

https://twitter.com/GypsySocialist/status/1496831088144134146

# ¿ Feb 25, 2022 21:17

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

The official NATO Twitter account posted an International Women's Day message featuring a photograph of a Ukrainian woman in combat fatigues, decorated with a Nazi Sonnenrad symbol, and later deleted it.

https://twitter.com/sammajammaz/status/1501311306959314949

# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 01:05

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https://twitter.com/AdamHerbets/status/1532088729350946816

my "not engaged in ritualistic sex abuse or cannibalism" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt

# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 12:49

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

An 84-unit 6-story apartment building in Davenport, IA partially collapsed early Sunday, the 28th of May and after a brief rescue effort extracted six or seven (seen this reported differently in different news reports) survivors, the city announced the rescue operation was over and the building would be demolished immediately, despite at least one resident unaccounted for.

https://twitter.com/irosarioc/status/1663318975114035203

Here she can be seen shouting for help from the 3rd floor of the building. She was brought out of the building safely.

https://twitter.com/k_5mydearwatson/status/1663346932352184322?s=46&t=OM1jvyL08MCwvRmTNDMLiA

Even though there are still multiple residents unaccounted for, the demolition is still set to proceed immediately.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/30/us/davenport-iowa-apartment-collapse-demolition-tuesday/index.html last updated 30 minutes ago

e: this is the state the building is in (no one was reported killed but as noted some residents are still unaccounted for)

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 09:26 on May 30, 2023

# ¿ May 30, 2023 09:23

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

This story is so absolutely bugfuck
https://twitter.com/Kyle_Ocker/status/1663578539055108097

https://twitter.com/LKenausis/status/1663607223392559104

# ¿ May 30, 2023 22:25

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 10:54

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Incredible headline
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1663697012263354368

# ¿ May 31, 2023 05:45

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