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“Bean dad is canceled.” context, kind of
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An armed mob stormed United States Capitol building during a joint session of Congress.
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The president of the United States has received a twelve‐hour probation from Twitter after lobbying by former Something Awful administrator Smythe.
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The president has moved to Parler.
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The Congressional Candy Drawer, recently under scrutiny as a plague vector, has been raided by terrorists
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:please give me source on this i cant find it and its way too good to not share with other people https://i.imgur.com/GF4bo0j.jpeg Good reasons to suspect it’s fake in that the photo doesn’t show anything that couldn’t be found in a press photo, and no one got arrested that quickly.
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Update on the candy desk: they got close.. https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/01/17/capitol-riot-video-the-new-yorker-newsroom-vpx.cnn
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Joe “Tiger King” Exotic had a limo on standby for his pardon, but Trump instead pardoned Rudy “Cobra King” Komarek.
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Newsmax anchor Greg Kelly had to walk back his criticism of the Myanmar coup because too many of his fans support military coups.
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The governor of New York covered up a hundred thousand deaths and it’s not the day’s biggest story.
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America has surpassed one coronavirus test per person.
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“COVID-19 vaccine site in Northern California closing for two days to host anime event” https://twitter.com/sacbee_news/status/1376561200188784647
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Flesh Forge posted:My butt is a non fungible token non-fungible tuchus
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Starting Thursday, visitors to Walk Disney World are permitted to remove their masks for photographs
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That Fyre Fest tweet with the sad sandwich will be auctioned as an NFT for medical expenses.
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Equestria Daily warns readers to prepare for ‘potential blowback’ following brony mass shooter.
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This would be one sentence if not mispunctuated. https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1388290167971225607
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A teenage twitterite with a communist dog avatar, previously known for feuding with the New York Times crossword, has upended the career of Internet zionist Eve Barlow by referring to her as “Eve Fartlow”. https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1399937968421281794
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Biden Justice Department Seeks to Defend Trump in Suit Over Rape Denialquote:Donald Trump is facing a defamation lawsuit brought by E. Jean Carroll, who has accused Mr. Trump of raping her.
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https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1413158797300965378 Tickets sold out in seventeen minutes.
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In an attempt to control the spread of the novel coronavirus, condoms, normally a cornerstone of Olympic Village perks, won’t be distributed until athletes are checking out. The athletes will be asked to bring the condoms back to their home countries to increase awareness about HIV and AIDS, Kitajima said.
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Citing of “breathing too fast or splashing sweat”, South Korea has banned gyms from playing music with more than one hundred and twenty beats per minute during group exercise.
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Japan has deployed anti-sex collapsing cardboard beds to the Olympic Village. Full disclosure: they’re being presented as anti‐sex now, but in early January 2020, while everyone was ignoring the novel coronavirus in Wuhan, athletes were assured that the cardboard beds would withstand sex. Update: Bolsonaro was literally full of poo poo. He had a bowel obstruction. They pumped a kilogram of fćces out through a tube in his nose.
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