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BraveLittleToaster posted:Spelunk further into the temple, after giving Grigori a pat.  Spelunking is only used for caving.  That..does make me wonder if you could convince the ai to run you through colossal cave.. that would be something. Anyway!dungeonmaster posted:> You pat grigori and head further into the temple, looking for the shrine of the silver monkey.
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Inform the statues that you are General Tuna Can Tom. The prophesized time has come, and they are to begin the conquest. Also show the medallion first, I guess. I'm tempted to ask how flexible the narrative can be, but it seems like more fun to find out by trying to break it.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You hold up the golden medallion and announce to the statues that you are "General Tuna Can Tom" and that the prophesized time has come!  The narrative can be as zany as you want it to be. i can always hammer it into doing what i want, or letting it go buck wild. sometimes the ai is dumb, and i have to get it back on track, but i tend to sweep that under the rug unless it's dumb in a hilarious enough way to share.
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Turn to your friend Grigori the dragon, and ask him if he will help usher in The Golden Age with your fellows.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You turn to your friend Grigori the dragon, and ask him if he will help usher in The Golden Age with your fellows. THE PROPHECY!
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Find more of the golden statues in the temple to rouse them from their slumber and add to your army.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You find more of the golden statues in the temple to rouse them from their slumber and add to your army. Onward, my mighty army!  we will stop...or cause the end of the world! i haven't quite decided yet!
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Assemble your army of living golden statues and Grigori, and lead them out of the temple to the outside world.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You assemble your army of living golden statues and Grigori, and lead them out of the temple to the outside world. Shiny!
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Turn back to your companions/army and give them a rousing speech about bringing about the Golden Age to the world, and molding it into your vision.
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dungeonmaster posted:
good lord ai, too soon!
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Lead your golden army back to the town of Sancre Tor, it's the closest place to start with.
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 , ai!lead your mighty army in acts of community service, for the betterment of all
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dungeonmaster posted:> You lead your golden army back to the town of Sancre Tor, it's the closest place to start with. Once in Sancre tor, have the golden army perform acts of community service, for the betterment of all. We're ready to clean up this town 
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Witness a pigeon poo poo on a statue's head and realize that pigeons are the greatest threat to your shiny golden army of statues then ask the grateful villagers where you can find the King of Pigeons to defeat this existential threat to your rule.
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i had to reroll this response a few times, i think the ai is confused. this was the funniest one so far..dungeonmaster posted:> You witness a pigeon poo poo on a statue's head and realize that pigeons are the greatest threat to your shiny golden army of statues
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Shout to the skies and call out the King of Pigeons to engage in mortal combat with you.
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Heft your trusty ten-foot battleaxe into the air and thrust it at the King of Pigeons, sharp end first.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You heft your trusty ten-foot battleaxe into the air and thrust it at the King of Pigeons, sharp end first. Well that was anticlimactic.  oh well. There's no foe we can't beat with ten feet of battleaxe at our side
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Declare the war against pigeonkind over, and carefully clean off any golden statues that got dirtied.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You declare the war against pigeonkind over, and carefully clean off any golden statues that got dirtied. Ponder how you can conquer the sky. Why do you hate me so? HEY! who let you in here? It's me, the ghost of the king of pigeons. You killed me, now i'm haunting you. deal with it. ...
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dungeonmaster posted:> You explain to your friend Grigori the dragon how conquering the skies will help your army bring about the Golden Age, and ask if he has any ideas for how to accomplish it. It just got weird...er. Wait, i want to see how exactly he's going to do that. Especially since he's a boy dragon. Don't you start! But.. NO.
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Well, where the heck do we find a female dragon lying around for Grigori? Put up a sign advertising a co-dragon overlord position for any prospective flying lizards that see it.
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Render the dragonlings immortal that our reign over the skies may be eternal.
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dungeonmaster posted:> You open up a "Dragon Dating Service", to help find a co-dragon-overlord for grigori, so you can raise an army of dragonlings. Wait, people? Not dragons. what the f- What? What's wrong with that? Oh lord not you too. 
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dungeonmaster posted:Of course, some of the humans are giant dragons. No. No No No. Bad ai, Bad! Try again.dungeonmaster posted:> You check the humans and see if any of them are giant dragons in disguise. Better. I liked the first one better. Good thing you're not the one in control of the story. Don't make me lock you in the closet. We have a closet?
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dungeonmaster posted:> You walk over to the strange looking humans and secretly ask if any of them are dragons in disguise. So you're saying you're a dragon in disguise. In this part of town, in this part of the country, standing right in front of me?? Yes. May i see it? No.
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Offer them health benefits and dental if they agree to take off their disguises and join your golden army.
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Why would they think we're on drugs? Ask mother for Pepsi
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dungeonmaster posted:> You offer them health benefits and dental if they agree to take off their disguises and join your golden army. I think we're rapidly getting off the rails. poo poo's getting weird, yo. time to inject a little plot into the wackiness.dungeonmaster posted:They agree, and take off their disguises. That's better! Aww man, i wanted to see what freaky poo poo the dragon dating service caused.  Well we could... Really? No, don't be stupid.
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