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Tiler Kiwi posted:i cast magic missile at this thread 
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please do your homework before you try to cast spells. it's not my job to educate you
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Jan 4, 2021 10:38
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 dont gently caress up and put more herbs than salt, youll blow up your apartment
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Jan 4, 2021 10:41
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the college of magic is full of ivory tower wizards. as an ebony tower wizard, i
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Jan 4, 2021 10:42
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Stone (App Store Only) ‘Stone’ by Jack Flintermann is a brilliant app for any Crystal using witch out there. It has a sleek minimalist design and beautiful photography. Each crystal is given a few key properties, which you can categorise by, and the app also has a search feature. Each crystal also has a short description which details key concepts regarding its metaphysical properties, place of origin, and it’s formation. It can be found on the App Store
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Jan 4, 2021 10:43
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its fine to make fun of the chud religions but ill have you know my custom The Legend of Zelda tarot card deck from etsy, and my official Spyro the Dragon incense burner from Gamestop, give me a deep spiritual connection to the land in the tradition of my ancestors. if you roll your eyes you're being misogynist and anti-indigenous
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Jan 4, 2021 10:49
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:
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Jan 4, 2021 10:52
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CountryMatters posted:its fine to make fun of the chud religions but ill have you know my custom The Legend of Zelda tarot card deck from etsy, and my official Spyro the Dragon incense burner from Gamestop, give me a deep spiritual connection to the land in the tradition of my ancestors. if you roll your eyes you're being misogynist and anti-indigenous believe in whatever you want imo
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Jan 4, 2021 10:54
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CountryMatters posted:its fine to make fun of the chud religions but ill have you know my custom The Legend of Zelda tarot card deck from etsy, and my official Spyro the Dragon incense burner from Gamestop, give me a deep spiritual connection to the land in the tradition of my ancestors. if you roll your eyes you're being misogynist and anti-indigenous etsy is epic praxis but i'll have you know gamestop is normie cultural appropriation of gamers. no bueno begone
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Jan 4, 2021 10:55
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if a dog comes to gently caress up my chickens. you better believe power word kill is going to be used motherfucker
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Jan 4, 2021 10:58
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Sacrifice journalists every day imo
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Jan 4, 2021 10:58
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Homeless Friend posted:if a dog comes to gently caress up my chickens. you better believe power word kill is going to be used motherfucker not if azalea banks gets to them first 
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Jan 4, 2021 10:59
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https://twitter.com/nanowrimo_txt/status/1344436999449694208
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Jan 4, 2021 11:06
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the communist manifest destiny
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Jan 4, 2021 11:13
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I remember when the alt account "Lindsay Graham" had a tarot thread in CSPAM and it went over well. What's the difference?
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Jan 4, 2021 11:27
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is orb witchcraft or more of a woowoo thing
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Jan 4, 2021 11:28
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Joey Steel posted:I remember when the alt account "Lindsay Graham" had a tarot thread in CSPAM and it went over well. chill was enforced, resulting in unchill, as predicted by the dao
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Jan 4, 2021 11:29
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so a cool jojofact i learned was that in order to be a saint you had to perform two miracles after you were loving dead
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Jan 4, 2021 11:31
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Joey Steel posted:I remember when the alt account "Lindsay Graham" had a tarot thread in CSPAM and it went over well. Let me get straight to the point: Raise your hand if you've killed the cop in your head. Good. Now, raise your hand if you've killed or are killing the colonizer in your head. Many of you are asking "w-what...?", "lol are you serious?", etc. We all know about the entity called "the cop in your head", and it's death is a necessary part of unchaining oneself and others from the prison of Capitalism. There's just one problem, especially if you're pale, there's another entity implanted in you called the Colonizer. This entity's actively driving you to not just hate non-Christian faith, but to destroy it in whatever ways you can. As above, so below, just like fascists use liberal free-speech as a Trojan horse to deliver white supremacist An Orwellmaidenheirazilneworltheylivatrix's Tale, the Colonizer's favorite horse for ecocidal Christendom these days is ~skeptical atheism and loving loving science~. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but scientists are as listened to by the government as Indigenous elders. There's a reason natives are screaming from the rooftops for y'all to listen to them, cause if you keep ignoring them, you're literally going to continue the colonial cycle, but this time forcing the "superstitious savages" to surrender their ways and adopt the immortal science. That's exactly what the colonizer in your head wants, and why you must kill him.
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Jan 4, 2021 11:37
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comedyblissoption posted:so a cool jojofact i learned was that in order to be a saint you had to perform two miracles You have to have two miracles happen after being interceded, which meant you had God’s ear which meant you were obvs holy and a saint. Like that devout Italian teen that died of cancer, dude’s got one under his belt already because a sick kid in Brazil was cured after holy teen was prayed to. If canonized he’d be patron saint of programmers, though I think the current one Isidore of Seville is cooler story.
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Jan 4, 2021 11:41
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Is there a patron saint of Excel formulas? He could be that instead
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Jan 4, 2021 11:43
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So... CC is actually gay? Unlike the LG account who was an awkward white woman from family wealth role-playing an old white gay man in the closet? Yeah, it's silly poo poo, but cspam is taking itself too seriously if you're worried about the weird woke kids invading.
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Jan 4, 2021 11:45
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Let me get straight to the point: what if the cop has a gun?
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Jan 4, 2021 11:50
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Nazis Made Crysis posted:what if the cop has a gun? witch also has a gun. Checkmate.
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Jan 4, 2021 11:53
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https://i.imgur.com/lDLlesd.mp4
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Jan 4, 2021 11:55
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:witch also has a gun. Checkmate. that sounds like a mexican stand-off, but ill take your word for it
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Jan 4, 2021 11:56
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cspam is closing at the witching hour and we're all moving to witchtok
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Jan 4, 2021 11:58
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Let me get straight to the point: Fully two thirds of native Americans identify as Christian, this noble savage poo poo is so loving gross goddamn. How do assholes like that even sleep at night
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Jan 4, 2021 11:58
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witching time at last time to practice hair jiu-jitsu on the lame rear end moon
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Jan 4, 2021 12:01
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Victory Position posted:witching time at last you are welcome to practice climax powers all over the moon but just whatever you do, do not hexsex it. just trust me on this, speaking from experience
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Jan 4, 2021 12:02
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Fortaleza posted:Fully two thirds of native Americans identify as Christian, this noble savage poo poo is so loving gross goddamn. How do assholes like that even sleep at night It's our burden to uplift the savage from his state of depravity and teach him about the true way of his people.
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Jan 4, 2021 12:03
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I remember when the astrology debate went through tumblr a little while ago like covid through a christmas tree costume and I discovered articles and personal stories about parents so deep into astrology that it affected their parenting to the point of full on abuse. That's when I mentally upgraded astrology from pop culture(derogatory) to religion(derogatory)
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Jan 4, 2021 12:21
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:Let me get straight to the point: id become a daoist to kill my head colonizer, but then, thats cultural appropriation. the colonizer is a nefarious entity...
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Jan 4, 2021 12:28
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Joey Steel posted:Yeah, it's silly poo poo, but cspam is taking itself too seriously if you're worried about the weird woke kids invading. I once saw a weird woke kid crew saying that calling America bad and awful or saying death to America is inherently white supremacist. They said a lot of other dumb poo poo while arguing with old lf poster maggotmasters tumblr but that one was so bad that I'm convinced that whole part of the """"""left""""" is a CIA op.
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Jan 4, 2021 12:32
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blessed is the mind too small for doubt 
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Jan 4, 2021 12:36
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Whitenoise Poster posted:I once saw a weird woke kid crew saying that calling America bad and awful or saying death to America is inherently white supremacist. They said a lot of other dumb poo poo while arguing with old lf poster maggotmasters tumblr but that one was so bad that I'm convinced that whole part of the """"""left""""" is a CIA op. they remind me sincerely of how the status of women in china was poo poo in the imperial era, got significantly better after the communist takeover, then went to poo poo again after the sexist confucian principles got reintroduced after getting papered over with communist rhetoric. theres also the fallacy of assuming that just because something is poo poo on for dumb reasons means that it must be actually good. i think the dumbest line i read on this forum of that nature was some goon trying to go on about how sharia law is actually more progressive than our chauvinistic western thought a fair part of this tho makes me think of this as the lefts equivalent of the dumb alt right attempt to drum up pride in their own particular brand of ancestor worry, done to dodge the feeling of hollow nihilism in their souls or whatever. i best them all by honoring the most respectable ancestor, those dumpy looking rat shrews that turned away from being a dinosaur in lieu of being hairy and not dying from space rocks.
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Jan 4, 2021 12:58
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i think the dumbest line i read on this forum of that nature was some goon trying to go on about how sharia law is actually more progressive than our chauvinistic western thought
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Jan 4, 2021 12:59
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Tiler Kiwi posted:theres also the fallacy of assuming that just because something is poo poo on for dumb reasons means that it must be actually good. i think the dumbest line i read on this forum of that nature was some goon trying to go on about how sharia law is actually more progressive than our chauvinistic western thought 
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Jan 4, 2021 13:10
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cant dispute it
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Xaris posted:lol baby_finland is a very special boy Now THAT is a throwback.
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