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*Negotiator on the other side of the phone*

So, we are prepared to give you 2 one topping pizzas to start with. No breadsticks, ranch or dipping sauces, until we make some progress here.

All I need is you to throw, uhh... five thousand dollars from the bank vault out the front door in trade. Sound fair?

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Listen here! At least 3 of these hostages are on a strict Keto diet, or they won't have their beach bods ready for summer! Do you really want that on your heads? Do you really want to do that with press watching this whole thing go down? I'm also going to need a large salad or two with some protein in it! One should probably be vegetarian! You hear me?????

You drive a hard bargain. I've talked to the guys downtown and we are willing to throw in a medium order of wings to tide them over, but, one of those pizzas is going to have to be just plain cheese in concession.

Work with me here!

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