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for bringing hot dogs to the kobayashi-maru scenario. how was i supposed to know it wasn't THAT kobayashi???
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i figured the neutral zone doesnt have hot dogs id have to bring my own
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Jan 5, 2021 16:21
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I can't be the only one who uses the holo deck when they're lonely!
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Jan 5, 2021 18:38
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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ur outta here, buster.
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Jan 5, 2021 19:00
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oh, i always figured that directive was about making sure pre-warp civilizations had access to two-day free shipping and a vast library of on-demand streaming video. my mistake I guess
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Jan 5, 2021 19:10
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commander, transport my poop into the colon of the klingon commander. lets see how he does when he suddenly has to drop one
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Jan 5, 2021 19:11
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me and my best friend didn't get booted but they assigned us to seperate ships because we kept trying to recreate a Tuvix scenario for ourselves abusing our teleporter privileges.
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Jan 5, 2021 19:23
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Microwaved leftover cod in the Enterprise cafeteria.
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Jan 5, 2021 19:24
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the kicker is when they demoted us both and re assigned us to the same ship because we were being even more disruptive yelling across the class instead of just goofing off next to eachother only bugging the other bad kids in the back
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Jan 5, 2021 19:24
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I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.
syq dude, just syq!
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Jan 5, 2021 20:32
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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As God as my witness, I thought that tribbles could fly.
Buttchocks fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 5, 2021
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Jan 5, 2021 21:57
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tried to mod my replicator to give me real alcohol but all it gives me is the bucket kept behind the bar of discarded drinks. i mean i'll take it, but laforge is gonna hand me my rear end for loving with it and ruining it
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Jan 5, 2021 22:17
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As God as my witness, I thought that tribbles could fly.
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Jan 5, 2021 23:18
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got kicked out of storefleet. crashed my truck right into the competing wol-mart next store
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Jan 6, 2021 03:19
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mall whorf?
space truck?
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Jan 6, 2021 03:58
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this is the startruck enterprise
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Jan 6, 2021 03:58
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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"We don't use lightsabers here."
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Jan 6, 2021 04:55
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"We don't use lightsabers here."
oh…sorry…
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Jan 6, 2021 05:09
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this is the startruck enterprise
*the Enterprise rental startruck
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Jan 6, 2021 05:30
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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programmed Instagram filters into the bridge's main viewscreen
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Jan 6, 2021 05:51
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Insisted on putting Fortunate Son on soundtrack of Wolf 359 tribute video
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Jan 6, 2021 05:53
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oh…sorry…
*zips up pants*
Milde? More like molde.
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Jan 6, 2021 06:10
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I sent that race who speak in allusions and references a bunch of memes and now they're annoying the captain something fierce.
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Jan 6, 2021 13:46
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I painted the nut avatar on the side of our new flagship during the night.
Commodore ripped into me during orders but then grabbed my hand and gave a knowing wink when everyone was leaving.
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Jan 6, 2021 13:49
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I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.
syq dude, just syq!
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Got a conduct unbecoming for not being ultra-horny at new alien ladies.
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Jan 6, 2021 16:16
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I sent that race who speak in allusions and references a bunch of memes and now they're annoying the captain something fierce.
"load bearing drywall in the swamp"
*looks up from making a shoddy repair in engineering* "what are you talking about???"
"load bearing drywall in the swamp"
*continues making lovely repair* "i have no loving clue what that's supposed to mean"
"l...l...LOAD BEARING DRYWALL IN THE SWAMP"
*core implodes killing us all*
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i'd get kicked out of starfleet a thousand times before I admit my wife is a mere "inanimate body pillow"
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Jan 7, 2021 08:33
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Jan 7, 2021 08:35
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Eating an entire nest of klingon bloodbees to impress ensign mcavinger only to discover that it was the trybingian ambassador's brood spawn.
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Jan 7, 2021 11:17
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Performed the procedure to separate DickButt back into Lt. Dick and Mr. Butt, despite his right to continue living as an individual.
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Jan 8, 2021 02:48
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pushed a whole cow into a warp nacelle to make a bbq brisket
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Performed the procedure to separate DickButt back into Lt. Dick and Mr. Butt, despite his right to continue living as an individual.
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