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Yinlock

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Performed the procedure to separate DickButt back into Lt. Dick and Mr. Butt, despite his right to continue living as an individual.


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Yinlock

during a tense moment facing off against a deadly invisible alien predator, wondered aloud if the science officer's beeping tricorder was a "small penis detector"


Yinlock

oh sure the klingons get to bring fuckin swords onto the ship but I try to share my love of beekeeping ONE TIME


Yinlock

alexandriao posted:

got caught making GBS threads in the captain's toilet

i mean why does he have a toilet to himself anyway thats just rude. also i guess it was in his personal quarters and he did have a friend over and they were sleeping in the same bed but i just needed to poop my man what gives??

these babies won't even let you poo poo in the airlock


Yinlock

all i'm saying is they shouldn't have had phasers able to be turned down that low if they didn't want them to be used for masturbatory purposes


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Yinlock

loudly ate chips during the captain's log

just type the log like a normal person you weirdo


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