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i figured the neutral zone doesnt have hot dogs id have to bring my own
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Jan 5, 2021 16:21
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more falafel please posted:oh, i always figured that directive was about making sure pre-warp civilizations had access to two-day free shipping and a vast library of on-demand streaming video. my mistake I guess
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commander, transport my poop into the colon of the klingon commander. lets see how he does when he suddenly has to drop one
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Jan 5, 2021 19:11
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tried to mod my replicator to give me real alcohol but all it gives me is the bucket kept behind the bar of discarded drinks. i mean i'll take it, but laforge is gonna hand me my rear end for loving with it and ruining it
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Jan 5, 2021 22:17
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Buttchocks posted:As God as my witness, I thought that tribbles could fly.
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Jan 5, 2021 23:18
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Bright Bart posted:I sent that race who speak in allusions and references a bunch of memes and now they're annoying the captain something fierce. "load bearing drywall in the swamp" *looks up from making a shoddy repair in engineering* "what are you talking about???" "load bearing drywall in the swamp" *continues making lovely repair* "i have no loving clue what that's supposed to mean" "l...l...LOAD BEARING DRYWALL IN THE SWAMP" *core implodes killing us all*
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pushed a whole cow into a warp nacelle to make a bbq brisket
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Performed the procedure to separate DickButt back into Lt. Dick and Mr. Butt, despite his right to continue living as an individual.
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Prurient Squid posted:We take a tollerant approach to shapeshifters but transforming into the captain's chair and spinning around really fast when he sits down is conduct unbecoming of an officer.
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Filthy Hans posted:I was fired for retweeting a TRUE PATRIOT
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Jan 10, 2021 17:21
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they caught me making GBS threads in the jeffries tubes
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Jan 10, 2021 19:10
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in the OLD days of space travel, you were supposed to poo poo in your space suit. i guess some people don't appreciate tradition
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Jan 14, 2021 22:43
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Jaguars! posted:Introduced bitcoin to a pre-warp civilization. you monster
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Jan 14, 2021 23:35
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cruft posted:That god damned French pool hall has been running for months, but what do you think happens when I turn it off for 15 minutes to try my Picard/Data Ship Fanfic Holo-Novel?
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Jan 15, 2021 15:58
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apparently telling the vulcan officer to "crank off and get over it" during pon farr is "insensitive"
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i drank odo
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