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Drink-Mix Man posted:I went where no one had gone before, but very timidly. You know the enormous birthmark on the admiral's forehead? Yeah, I went there. Boldly. |
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Suggested that my superior officer might want to practice his bagpipes somewhere other than the engineer's mess |
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Jan 14, 2021 20:58
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Contravention of uniform regulations. Forgot Wrath of Khan was the uniform of the day and walked onto the bridge in my next generations. |
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Jan 14, 2021 21:49
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Told the recruits that the automatic doors were actually operated by a guy in the wall with a bit of string. |
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Jan 14, 2021 22:55
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Introduced bitcoin to a pre-warp civilization. |
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Jan 14, 2021 23:24
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Introduced Dogecoin to the Ferengi too 
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Jan 15, 2021 00:32
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Got drunk on shore leave, lost my ID badge in a Romulan strip club and got beaten up by a bunch of guys after I called them "a bunch of primitive groundies" |
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Jan 15, 2021 05:14
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Used bandwidth on a twitch stream during an emergency transporter evacuation. |
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Jan 16, 2021 21:31
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