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Look captain it was just an offhand comment. It's not my fault Data diverted half the ship's research complement to testing the structural integrity of his backside against 20th century currency
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i got kicked out of starfleet because I kept referencing the technical manual and shouting out "WHA?? THATS AGAINST CONTINUITY"
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Jan 14, 2021 09:02
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got caught making GBS threads in the captain's toilet
i mean why does he have a toilet to himself anyway thats just rude. also i guess it was in his personal quarters and he did have a friend over and they were sleeping in the same bed but i just needed to poop my man what gives??
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Jan 14, 2021 18:31
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look i might have been masturbating on the warp core but it was for science.
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pushed thc through the ventilation system so everyone could chill out from all the stress.
YES the borg were boarding our ship but those cortisone levels were way too high!!!!!
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Jan 15, 2021 04:30
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I jury-rigged a phaser and one of those nondescript gas tanks from engineering into a flame-throwing device, I thought it was cool but suddenly the computer starts freaking out and I'm in irons.
Weiners. The Klingons would appreciate me.
to be fair, you didn't have to do it while watching the dress rehearsal of A Midsummer Night's Dream...
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i designed the new turbolift shafts 
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Told the court martial I was just just trying to get a plumber rump to get my [redacted redacted redacted ] every night, but they still convicted!
jury if you think my dick is lit, surely you must acquit!!
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