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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I sent that race who speak in allusions and references a bunch of memes and now they're annoying the captain something fierce.
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May 14, 2024 22:19
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I painted the nut avatar on the side of our new flagship during the night.
Commodore ripped into me during orders but then grabbed my hand and gave a knowing wink when everyone was leaving.
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Jan 6, 2021 13:49
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I have the opposite problem OP. Realized soon after my commission that Star Fleet is super boring and tried to get kicked out. But every time I do I'm told "That's the out of the box thinking we need in Star Fleet" and promote me.
So anyways I'm the Grand Admiral of the whole fleet now and don't know what else to do. I don't even like space.
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Jan 9, 2021 12:34
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Could not stop talking about jow "Star Citizen will do it better" during engineering team meetings.
Because it will you jerks!
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Jan 10, 2021 17:31
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Not kicked out, per se. But asked to resign after being told that my belonging to the Zero Nebula Death Cult and stated ambition to wipe sentient life from the universe makes me a "poor fit" for Star Fleet.
I am exploring all legal options.
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Jan 10, 2021 17:33
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Made friendship bracelets with the Captain and told her she's my bff but she found out I had a sleepover with Ensign Clara without telling her.
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Jan 10, 2021 19:27
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Installed Linux on all the bridge computers.
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Jan 14, 2021 21:45
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Told the court martial I was just trying to get a plumber rump to get my [redacted redacted redacted] every night, but they still convicted!
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jan 16, 2021
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Jan 15, 2021 23:13
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Streaked naked through the bridge while the captain was negotiating an important trade deal with a newly discovered species.
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Jan 16, 2021 14:57
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Spent the entire warpdrive fuel budget for the month on avocado toast and caramel lattes.
Worth it.
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Jan 16, 2021 17:36
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Screened Alien (1979) for the kids in the Officer's Mess and afterwards a lot of ensigns were afraid to leave their rooms.
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Jan 16, 2021 17:37
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Brought the commodore his hemorrhoid medication just as he was giving a tour to the Klingon ambassador.
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Jan 16, 2021 17:41
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Petted a cat while on a trade delegation to newly discovered planet but it was their emperor??
Give better background briefings next time!
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Jan 16, 2021 17:49
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I worked with the Fleet just after getting my engineering degree and let me tell you the whole organization is a mess.
Our ship launched two months late because a part we needed had to be bought from the lowest bidder even though they were in another dimension.
The captain fired the janitor after an argument over a poker game. Litter all over the corridors throughout our mission.
My boss was some jerk who called himself a "Project Manager" and knew nothing of what we did.
Some admiral's kid was an ensign and asked if 'we nerds' could make her butt look bigger in the videos for 'fans back home'.
Our pay was always late because the rules said the money has to be deposited in a bank at whatever star system were were in currently.
That warp drive? Looks nice enough. But then you learn the for-profit firms use ones two decades newer.
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Jan 16, 2021 18:06
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Asked for pineapple on my pizza at the cafeteria.
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Jan 17, 2021 17:17
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May 14, 2024 22:19
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The USS Enterprise might not "roll coal" now, but it sure did for one fine day when I was chief engineer.
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