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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > kicked out of starfleet

Prof. Crocodile

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Performed the procedure to separate DickButt back into Lt. Dick and Mr. Butt, despite his right to continue living as an individual.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 02:48

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Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

Refusing to wear my regulation red shirt during an away team mission for what are ultimately deemed "superstitious reasons"

# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 18:11

Prof. Crocodile

I spoke up in a staff meeting to ask why the AI engineers keep making androids with blonde hair, pouty lips, and giant cans. Apparently that makes *me* the creepy one somehow.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2021 15:39

Prof. Crocodile

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

I drew a mustache on a Cheronian, with a sharpie and whiteout.

Buttchocks posted:

Installed truck nuts on the shuttlecraft, stirring confusion and concern among the alien crew that have internal genitalia

Bright Bart posted:

The USS Enterprise might not "roll coal" now, but it sure did for one fine day when I was chief engineer.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2021 21:59

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