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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpfCb2eHhU

quote:

Bert Kreischer hosts Go-Big Show with celebrity judges Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes. Learn more about the judges!

Go-Big Show showcases supersized talents on a scale never before seen on television. Featuring monster trucks, alligator trainers, stunt archery and other radical feats, the program celebrates daring acts alongside personal, behind-the-scenes stories from the challengers as they battle head-to-head to impress the judges and advance toward the finale’s ultimate $100,000 prize.

You've seen the ads. You've seen them so many times it is probably burned into your brain worse than "HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!"

You have the urge to go big.

You just need a show to do it on.

So tonight let's join Professional Wrestling Coach Snoop Dogg and Professional Wrestler Cody and watch GO BIG SHOW!

9 PM on TBS.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Wwwwweeeeeelllllll.... It's the go big show.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Am I the only one watching the dumb gong show?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vince MechMahon posted:

Am I the only one watching the dumb gong show?

We are required by law to Go Big Show.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MassRafTer posted:

We are required by law to Go Big Show.

This fake audience noise is killing me.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vince MechMahon posted:

This fake audience noise is killing me.

The audience is real they are ready to go big.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This guy looks like kid rocks cousin or something.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Very cruel to have a circus performer when I have not been able to do circus in 9 months but I guess I just have not gone big enough, show.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



BMX stuff isn't that big. Even if it's a tiny BMX.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Who's the blonde on the panel? She looks familiar but I can't place her.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Dango Bango posted:

Who's the blonde on the panel? She looks familiar but I can't place her.

That's Cody Rhodes.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Vince MechMahon posted:

That's Cody Rhodes.

Hahahahah :golfclap:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




For real it's Jennifer Nettles, though.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Btw, Cody filming the bike stunt with his phone when he knows the show is being professionally shot from multiple angles is the most millennial thing I've ever seen.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Cody not knowing what to say and just making weird noises is very funny.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I wonder how high they all are during this.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Wow a 96 that is a very high throttle.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This is some Jim Rose Circus poo poo.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
That man went big but will the judges' throttles reflect how big he went?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This guy keeps his wife and daughter in a cage.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I fuckin hate magic on TV. If it's not a single unbroken shot there's no loving trick.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vince MechMahon posted:

I fuckin hate magic on TV. If it's not a single unbroken shot there's no loving trick.

Cody witnessed it, he saw the magic.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MassRafTer posted:

Cody witnessed it, he saw the magic.

I don't believe that carny as far as I can throw him. That's not even his real hair color you know.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vince MechMahon posted:

I don't believe that carny as far as I can throw him. That's not even his real hair color you know.

It is, he told us when he dyed it black.

WHAT THE gently caress A TIE???

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Lol flip a coin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince MechMahon posted:

I fuckin hate magic on TV. If it's not a single unbroken shot there's no loving trick.

I watched one of those "Secrets of Magic Revealed!" shows once where the trick was how an elephant could possibly appear out of thin air inside a circle of observers. The answer was "The observers are paid actors :geno:"

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This is the most low rent thing I've ever seen lmao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait they literally flipped a coin for real? :lol:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Judges acting impressed whenever a normal person comes out is going big.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Green arrow but for foot fetishests.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This girl could be an only fans millionaire doing literally nothing but this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The judges lost their loving minds when some sparklers went off ahahaha

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

don't forget about the new hunger games event that has started here on this subforum. this is the link to it, and not a link to log out of your account

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Lots of back stories here are "I used to do this for a living but now I'm starving cause of the plague so I need to win this." At least more than I would expect, which is 0, and it's happened twice.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Cavauro posted:

don't forget about the new hunger games event that has started here on this subforum. this is the link to it, and not a link to log out of your account

I'm too high to read and understand all that, sorry :(

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This guy is doing Steiner math.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Vince MechMahon posted:

Lots of back stories here are "I used to do this for a living but now I'm starving cause of the plague so I need to win this." At least more than I would expect, which is 0, and it's happened twice.

i kind of expected this to be all of the contestants :/

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



purkey posted:

i kind of expected this to be all of the contestants :/

I mean, I didn't think they would put that part on TV.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So is the girl who lost her job and sees this as a light at the end of the tunnel gonna lose to the dude who has sticky skin?

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Vince MechMahon posted:

I mean, I didn't think they would put that part on TV.

these shows love sad stories

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