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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Doing my swearing in to the court to give evidence by placing my hand on
 
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Prof. Crocodile

 District Attorney Biosterous: "Can you draw a dragon?"
me: *tugs collar*
Judge alnilam: "Prof. Crocodile I remind you that you are under oath."

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Prof. Crocodile

 place your hand in this copy of infinite jest and repeat after me: “a lot people just gave up on it because it seems too wild and freeform, but if really have an appreciation for postmodernism like I do, you’ll find a perfect simulacrum of the creative process that can be examined from a lot of different angles like a jewel—albeit a jewel that has been irregularly cut and polished. but that’s part of the charm, you know? did I mention that I read it only a week, endnotes and all?”

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