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page 69 of the BYOB "Welcome Hello & Chat Thread [Lurkers Must Post]" thread. Bailiff: Repeat after me. I solemnly and sincerely declare and affirm that the evidence I shall give will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Me: I solemnly and sincerely declare and affirm that the evidence I shall give will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Also, nice. Judge: Nice? Me: Well you said to tell "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." and I cannot tell a lie. Swearing in on page 69 is pretty nice! |
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I'm out of order? I'M OUT OF OR... wait. Why can't I post? Probed? WTF? |
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Mar 10, 2021 19:41
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Signalling to the judge to call a recess because I need to get my snack on |
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Mar 10, 2021 20:37
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Now raise your right hand and... poo poo! drat! rear end! Order! Order! What's the big idea here? I thought I was supposed to swear. 
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Mar 11, 2021 16:58
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Objection, your honor! There's clearly no ring! |
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