Doing my swearing in to the court to give evidence by placing my hand on

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Doing my swearing in to the court to give evidence by placing my hand on

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I hereby solemnly swear on this boeing 747 and four million dollars in unmarked bills that will take me out of the country and I will give you the location of the hostages.

*points at the accused*

That's the man I saw! He did it! I am sure of it!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 00:14

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Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Your honor, I would like to call ButtTheShitmanFart to the stand.

*audience gasps*

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 09:51

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