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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Does this book have a chapter on sex- or masturbation-related deaths? Cuz I bet that poo poo is a fuckin’ adventure.

I read somewhere that the BTK killer did a thing called “traumatic masturbation” and I have been fascinated by just what the gently caress that phrase even means ever since.

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Another poor soul, for whom pain and pleasure were obviously closely akin, attached an electric train transformer to his penis with alligator clips and was in the habit of administering mild shocks to his genitals. Regrettably, on one occasion—the last!—the transformer shorted out, and he received the full 110-volt household electrical charge. He was instantly and ignominiously electrocuted. This case, when presented at one of our meetings, was interesting because the parents of the deceased had removed all evidence of the transformer before the police investigators showed up. They were understandably horrified and chagrined to discover their son dead under such sordid circumstances and did their best to conceal the manner of his death. But alligator clips leave very characteristic marks and these were plainly visible at the autopsy. After a few shrewd, discreet questions on the part of investigators, the unhappy parents broke down and revealed the full, shabby truth of the matter. The death was ruled accidental.

TheAardvark posted:

if i die from zapping my wiener w/ a model train transformer please ensure everyone knows and put it on my tombstone, :thanks:

There’s a Tosh.0 episode with a video that shows a guy with aluminum foil wrapped around his dingdong with two prongs on the end of it and then he sticks it in a wall outlet and fries hisself.

It then shows Tosh attempting to hook a car battery up to some foil wrapped around several of the show’s interns’ dicks.

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