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by sebmojo
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*Every hour when I remember I now have this power*
"AWWLEXXXXXXA, PLWAY FROZEN 2 THE SOUNDTRACK BY DISNEY"
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Hey googo, tell me a story.
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Jan 11, 2021 22:35
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Hey googo, tell me a story.
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Jan 11, 2021 22:35
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Hey googo, tell me a story with unicorns.
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Jan 11, 2021 22:36
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by sebmojo
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Hey Pawtal, Tell me VOICE AWPTIONS. CALL MY FRIEND PAWTAL.
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Jan 11, 2021 22:45
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Hey googo, look at my butt!
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Jan 11, 2021 22:51
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alexa its time for mother loving telling tubbies
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Jan 11, 2021 22:55
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by sebmojo
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alexa its time for mother loving telling tubbies
your kids cooler than mine drat, gotta teach mini derps to curse.
"I awsked for Pweppa Pig Mothaw Fuckaw"
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Jan 11, 2021 23:02
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your kids cooler than mine drat, gotta teach mini derps to curse.
"I awsked for Pweppa Pig Mothaw Fuckaw"
I taught my kid to swear, and (THIS IS IMPORTANT) why it's important to keep in mind who's around when picking vocabulary. In linguistics we call this "code switching".
It was hilarious. Our friends were just astounded that not only was this tiny human swearing, she was doing it correctly.
It only got her in trouble a couple of times, which, honestly, was probably bound to happen anyway. But at such a young age there were no repercussions other than a talk with mom and dad.
A+++ def. teach kids to swear.
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Jan 11, 2021 23:08
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by sebmojo
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I taught my kid to swear, and (THIS IS IMPORTANT) why it's important to keep in mind who's around when picking vocabulary. In linguistics we call this "code switching".
It was hilarious. Our friends were just astounded that not only was this tiny human swearing, she was doing it correctly.
It only got her in trouble a couple of times, which, honestly, was probably bound to happen anyway. But at such a young age there were no repercussions other than a talk with mom and dad.
A+++ def. teach kids to swear.
between having a NZ foul mouthed wife and myself a guy who goes by the name Derpies willingly I am surprised my daughter has not dropped the C word at Awwlexa or worse. Somehow she just knows it is not OK for her to curse.
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Jan 11, 2021 23:15
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okay googo butt! big butts!!
WAIT GOOGO NO
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Jan 11, 2021 23:17
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your kids cooler than mine drat, gotta teach mini derps to curse.
"I awsked for Pweppa Pig Mothaw Fuckaw"
my unborn daughter Sword, aka the Heaven-Piercing Demonclaw remains yet unborn after god attacked two Plan Bs and an Abobo but I have full confidence the Bearer of End Cups will be born yet. I will teach her the cusses as I taught my baby sisters
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Jan 11, 2021 23:18
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by sebmojo
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my unborn daughter Sword, aka the Heaven-Piercing Demonclaw remains yet unborn after god attacked two Plan Bs and an Abobo but I have full confidence the Bearer of End Cups will be born yet. I will teach her the cusses as I taught my baby sisters
and when she turns somewhere in the range of 3.5-4.5 I hope she learns to say "Googoo Pway Va Bee Movie With Jerwwy Sernferd"
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Jan 11, 2021 23:29
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our dad used god a lot as the reason we couldnt watch things i assume he just didnt like. smurfs, carebears, rainbo brite or stuff like dnd so maybe i can use classicism to keep my kids from watching rich new york man movies
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Jan 11, 2021 23:47
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Alexa, wipe me!
*identity erases*
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Jan 11, 2021 23:55
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our dad used god a lot as the reason we couldnt watch things i assume he just didnt like. smurfs, carebears, rainbo brite or stuff like dnd so maybe i can use classicism to keep my kids from watching rich new york man movies
Hold on, god hates the Smurfs?
This is a shocking ecclesiastical development if so! This could change the whole nature of the "how many Smurfs can dance on the stem of an apple" argument central to Smurfological apologetics!
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Jan 12, 2021 00:25
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Dearest Alexa, please read me my list of select quotes from the collected works of Elmo
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Jan 12, 2021 02:12
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- google THIS
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(picking self off floor, wiping away tears of mirth, wheezing slightly from the sheer effort of laughing)
Alexa...fart again
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Jan 12, 2021 03:39
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ITT: Parents (mostly)
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Jan 12, 2021 03:41
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by sebmojo
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Alexa you be the baby dog and i'll be the mama dog.
Alexa: "I don't unders..."
Bark bark! Mom! Alexa you're not doing it!!
Alexa: "Please repeat your..."
UGH
We have the same child possibly. Are you actually my wife how long have you not been telling me you had an account !!!!
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Jan 12, 2021 03:58
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by sebmojo
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(picking self off floor, wiping away tears of mirth, wheezing slightly from the sheer effort of laughing)
Alexa...fart again
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Jan 12, 2021 20:32
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by sebmojo
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AWLEXA PLAY CANT STAWP THE FEEEWING FROM TROWLSA THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK
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Jan 13, 2021 19:28
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(picking self off floor, wiping away tears of mirth, wheezing slightly from the sheer effort of laughing)
Alexa...fart again
lol
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Jan 14, 2021 05:15
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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gleefully singing parents' credit card numbers
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Jan 14, 2021 23:09
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by sebmojo
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alexa: fart
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Jan 14, 2021 23:24
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"Alexa, does Dora really need my help, or would she figure out the answer even if I didn't yell it?"
Kid you'll have your whole life to be an adult. Don't rush it.
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by sebmojo
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Awwwlexxa play halloween music at max volume for some loving reason at seven AM
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