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I got a weird promoted tweet on twitter today about what appeared to be a carb-heavy ghost kitchen with a top heavy mascot. https://twitter.com/PastaBurgR_US/status/1345429652739747841 weird but I clicked anyway. https://pastaburgr.com/ They have no phone number, or even any locations listed on the website. No pictures of food either. And their twitter profile says "Much like our noodles, our tweets have a twist." Now I don't have to be alone in knowing about noodella anymore.
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actually nvm I figured it out PBR is capitalized in their twitter handle, so clearly PBR is going to release a new low-carb beer in a series of commercials making fun of how many carbs people eat
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Jan 14, 2021 04:13
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Well this thread wrapped up in 2 posts. Well done OP
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https://twitter.com/PastaBurgR_US/status/1349053533312614400
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Jan 14, 2021 04:23
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A solid huh ended with oh at breakneck speed.
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Jan 14, 2021 04:24
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My favorite pasta waifu.
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Jan 14, 2021 05:07
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Ravioli poppers do sound kinda good. 
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Jan 14, 2021 05:34
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i wish it was the old internet and we could just bombard this lazy marketing plot with lewd questions.
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Meme Poker Party posted:My favorite pasta waifu. Don't Google image search pasta waifu, I thought I'd post something funny but it's straight up hentai. Must be a reddit thing or something. Funky See Funky Do posted:i wish it was the old internet and we could just bombard this lazy marketing plot with lewd questions. Weirdly enough, they use a ® symbol but I didn't turn up anyone trademarking pastaburgr. Especially weird since they could have used ™ which wouldn't indicate that it was actually registered? I'm leaning towards someone joking around for some reason but I wasn't gonna fill out the contact form in case it was just viral marketing™ Hokkaido Anxiety fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 14, 2021 |
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Jan 14, 2021 05:42
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Can you imagine a cheesy-saucy ravioli plopped right on top of a juicy patty. Like, can you imagine the smell, hahahaa I wonder what it would feel like
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Jan 14, 2021 05:44
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A pub burger with a patty formed of compressed spaghetti and meatballs sounds pretty good, so the pasta waifs is just the icing on the cake
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Jan 14, 2021 05:49
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ready for some casu waifu
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Jan 14, 2021 05:54
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Not waifish enough
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Jan 14, 2021 05:59
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Don't Google image search pasta waifu, I thought I'd post something funny but it's straight up hentai. You're really sending me some mixed signals here.
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Jan 14, 2021 05:59
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lmao wtf??? Holy poo poo this isn't what I expected. Oh my god lol!!! I honestly dunno if some of this poo poo counts as NWS or not, but I'll put it in a spoiler. Behold! Pasta waifus! WARNING: POTENTIAL NWS CONTENT.  Is this what awaits us from ravioli popper waifu?
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Jan 14, 2021 06:03
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^^^ i loving told you bro!1redflag posted:A pub burger with a patty formed of compressed spaghetti and meatballs sounds pretty good, so the pasta waifs is just the icing on the cake I was kinda gonna order one if it was a ghost kitchen thing
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Jan 14, 2021 06:03
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An absolute frightmare
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Jan 14, 2021 06:09
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Imagine... Spaghetti & meataballs between two tortellini shaped patties. Ketchup, mayo and a pickle. 
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Jan 14, 2021 06:46
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Meme Poker Party posted:lmao wtf??? Holy poo poo this isn't what I expected. Oh my god lol!!! I love that the last picture is the wednesday frog. 
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Meme Poker Party posted:lmao wtf??? Holy poo poo this isn't what I expected. Oh my god lol!!! Goddamn add some chocolate chips and you got youreself a meal. 
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why does a stacked cartoon woman telling people about deep fried raviolis have to be an advertisement for anything? why can’t she just be really passionate about fake Italian food1redflag posted:A pub burger with a patty formed of compressed spaghetti and meatballs sounds pretty good, so the pasta waifs is just the icing on the cake I think this is just a meatloaf sandwich
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Don't Google image search pasta waifu, I thought I'd post something funny but it's straight up hentai. Must be a reddit thing or something. I thought you told me not too, but now I'm confused.
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Jan 14, 2021 08:43
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imagine a marketing stunt that didnt get its own thread in gbs. oh well, I'm off to order a kfc console
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Jan 14, 2021 11:10
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What if you took some cheese burger patties, lettuce, onion, pickles, and probably thousand island dressing and put it in a blender or food processor and make a filling and then make some raviolis or pierogi's with it
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Jan 14, 2021 12:23
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That Noodella really gets my noodle cooking! That’s a spicy meatball!
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500excf type r posted:What if you took some cheese burger patties, lettuce, onion, pickles, and probably thousand island dressing and put it in a blender or food processor and make a filling and then make some raviolis or pierogi's with it that sounds good, but what if i just dump a pack of hamburger helper into some spaghetti and eat it from the pot over the kitchen sink while crying?
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Jan 14, 2021 14:11
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OP i dont think you should open a restaurant right now
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Jan 14, 2021 14:26
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How can the Alfredo sauce be "ALL NEW" if the place isn't even open yet 
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Jan 14, 2021 14:27
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they haven't opened the jars they picked up at Kroger's yet
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Jan 14, 2021 14:29
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Mozi posted:that sounds good, but what if i just dump a pack of hamburger helper into some spaghetti and eat it from the pot over the kitchen sink while crying? At that point just squirt some Italian dressing on the spaghetti and have pasta salad
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Jan 14, 2021 14:38
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Looking forward to the GoldBelly kit so I can get a frozen PastaBurgr delivered to my door for $89.95.
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Jan 14, 2021 14:39
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500excf type r posted:At that point just squirt some Italian dressing on the spaghetti and have pasta salad i'll have to substitute either ranch or thousand island but i think either would work fine in this context
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Jan 14, 2021 14:40
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pastaburgie gon make me act up
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Jan 14, 2021 14:50
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Mozi posted:i'll have to substitute either ranch or thousand island but i think either would work fine in this context I've never considered a different flavor dressing before and I think you just opened my eyes to a world of depressing new opportunities
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Jan 14, 2021 15:00
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Whoever made this couldn't sell rear end to a Dog
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Jan 14, 2021 15:12
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barnold posted:pastaburgie gon make me act up I’m over here hootin and hollerin until I get my pasta brgr
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Jan 14, 2021 16:19
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This is old news, what people really want is cheeseburger stew
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Jan 14, 2021 16:25
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Hamburger soup is pretty good but I've only really made it with normal veggies like peas and carrots and green beans MAybe make it like a french onion and drop some pickle slices on top as garnish?
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Taco Bella We put a bolognese on shards of raw lasagna noodles, covered it in zesty parmesan-reggiano and baked it in a brick oven. It's nacconolli and it makes you sick.
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