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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I feel like PastaBugger is that person from r/relationships years ago that had a “special way” of making a sandwich and tried to sell the technique to various sandwich shops for a cut of the profits and naturally failed miserably.


“You see, you take a meatball grinder but put it on a brioche roll and dump some spaghetti on the top, voila!”

Maybe they got a friend to draw a big tiddy mascot and here we are.

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

wandering through a small breasted fast food wasteland, searching for the place known only in whispers, the fabled big titty pasta paradise

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Have you ever been to Wendy's my dude

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I need a new idea for fat American slobs to shovel into their gaping maws....sphaghet on a burger!

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
It’s our promise at sphaget burger if you get covid, you get a two for one coupon on your next side with purchase of a full meal

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost




Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
What if you put a little burger inside a ravioli

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Loden Taylor posted:

wandering through a small breasted fast food wasteland, searching for the place known only in whispers, the fabled big titty pasta paradise

My noodle status: al dente.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Waterbed Wendy posted:

What if you put a little burger inside a ravioli

No use two giant ravioli as patties, you're not thinking big enough! Pierce the gates to flavortown!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What if you put a hot dog inside a manicotti?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Make heaven tremble with our brand new spaghetti and meatballs topped hotdog crust pizza :distonk:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
pasta furtr

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



pastu burgir

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Leave behind your foolish conceptions of burgers - this is postburgerism

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The pasta-burglr

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Leave behind your foolish conceptions of burgers - this is postburgerism

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
How about orzo pasta mixed with sloppy joe left overs and put into a burrito wrap

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/PastaBurgR_US/status/1349189536941699072

pasta waifu in danger of going the way of esurance erin

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




send noods :mrgw:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

china bot posted:

https://twitter.com/PastaBurgR_US/status/1349189536941699072

pasta waifu in danger of going the way of esurance erin

It’s unfortunate that genuine representation of big-bosomed women is immediately sexualized

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Heres an idea - Pasta with hair.

You're welcome.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Imo noodela should have pasta for hair.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Why the gently caress would I want pasta on buns

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wait hold up I missed the fact that ladies boobers might be involved and I can stare at them like a gross weirdo

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
This is some stupid pasta ARG poo poo isn't it? A year from now we'll be solving cryptic pastawaifu cyphers by patching together urls found in a ravioli popper

Pasta Burgr's Dark Secret

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lieutenant Dan posted:

This is some stupid pasta ARG poo poo isn't it? A year from now we'll be solving cryptic pastawaifu cyphers by patching together urls found in a ravioli popper

Pasta Burgr's Dark Secret

No, actually.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Why the gently caress would I want pasta on buns

my anaconda dont want none if your pasta aint on buns hun

(my anaconda is a very picky eater)

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I’m pastaburgin’

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I'd love to watch someone try to eat one of these in a car without making a mess. I bet they strategically allow the noodle portions to stick together into kind of a gross coagulated noodle patty.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Buns have built in indentations for meataballs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Eyyyyyyy, I’m eatin pasta on buns heeyah!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

Buns have built in indentations for meataballs

The meatyballs are smushed flat to maintain structural integrity.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
OP can we at least get a discount to your restaurant drat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You’re already getting a free soda with your pastabrgr what more do you want?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

You’re already getting a free soda with your pastabrgr what more do you want?

i dont drink soda, what can i get instead

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Waterbed Wendy posted:

What if you put a little burger inside a ravioli









Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012


gently caress yeah, Spaghetti Ice

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
:burger: but :discourse:

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