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Mozi posted:there are a few health code violations but it's worth it
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Jan 20, 2021 02:32
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i remember having brine shrimp as a kid. watched em grow up and make more shrimps in an old glass pb jar. then i would take a pipette and feed my betta fish the tiny skrimp, good times.
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Jan 20, 2021 02:34
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mmm shrimp tubes
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Jan 20, 2021 03:00
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It’s people like you who give people like me all you can eat shrimp buffets. I tried to go it alone and now I’m on my 3rd pair of jordans. 
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Jan 20, 2021 03:04
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I would like an all u can eat shrimp buffet tjanks
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Jan 20, 2021 03:36
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TheAardvark posted:I would like an all u can eat shrimp buffet tjanks No. 
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Jan 20, 2021 03:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw
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Jan 20, 2021 03:40
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numberoneposter posted:as long as its shrimp fried rice and not some other shellfish doing the work the other places in town all just pay hermit crab wages. but nothing can flip that wok like a shrimp
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Jan 20, 2021 03:42
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I do have a couple of pairs of loafers I hardly ever wear. Let me get some water on the burner and see if I can’t quench your thirst for shrimps. 
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Jan 20, 2021 03:43
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Jan 20, 2021 04:57
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Empty Sandwich posted:
this is the shrimp thread, will u lobster vehicle fuckers kindly frig off 
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Jan 20, 2021 10:12
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Smugworth posted:this is the shrimp thread, will u lobster vehicle fuckers kindly frig off https://mobile.twitter.com/shrimpliker/status/1340122823638003712
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Jan 20, 2021 10:58
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Now I want an entire tarot deck where the major arcana are seafood.
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Jan 20, 2021 11:09
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Shrimp and shrimp accessories.
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Jan 21, 2021 03:02
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Shrimp is good and my friend and one of beorgoius mini derps fav foods after oysters rockefeller
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Jan 21, 2021 03:32
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Oysters schmoysters stay focused, stay in shrimp mode. 
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Jan 21, 2021 04:16
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Shrimpin’ & Pimpin’
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Jan 21, 2021 04:52
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Shrimpin’ & Pimpin’ DST Table seven just ordered fifteen shrimp boiler bags, why are ya posting get back to deveining shrimp boy!
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Jan 21, 2021 05:05
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Derpies posted:DST Table seven just ordered fifteen shrimp boiler bags, why are ya posting get back to deveining shrimp boy! Yes the most allergic amongst us must hold the line! 
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Jan 21, 2021 05:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk2baakQUPo
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Jan 21, 2021 06:18
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shrimp my ride
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Jan 21, 2021 13:05
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Derpies posted:DST Table seven just ordered fifteen shrimp boiler bags, why are ya posting get back to deveining shrimp boy! *wheezing, skin red and puffy* H-here you go, h-here’s your fifteen b-boiler bags, h-hot and r-r-ready! *dies*
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Jan 21, 2021 14:06
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https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1352248260740714505?s=20
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Jan 21, 2021 18:31
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So my second favorite seafood restaurant was closed for the day and the market was rained out, so I went to the horse tracks because i knew they had shrimp cocktail. I ordered one and bid 5 bucks on a horse, Thistle Plops. I went down to the stables to see the horse I had bet on. They stopped me when I tried to offer him some of my shrimp cocktail. They said it would give him diarrhea. Same for his jockey. Prick. I watched the horses run around and around while my eyes rolled back from those thick, juicy shrimps. Thistle got last place. I must have spooked him with the shrimps. I was going to use my winnings to buy more shrimps. Better luck next time. I’m going to drive around and see if I can find an after hours shrimp joint in this cool, neon lit city. I am running out of shoes, but I have the city tonight. 
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Jan 21, 2021 18:43
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Jan 22, 2021 12:06
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TheAardvark posted:I would like an all u can eat shrimp butt Wow
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Jan 22, 2021 12:33
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I love to EAT shrimps and when I die I hope to be entombed with them thank you
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Jan 22, 2021 13:33
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Big Beef City posted:I love to EAT shrimps and when I die I hope to be entombed with them thank you goons.xls has been updated accordingly
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Jan 22, 2021 14:20
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when I was a small child, my parents were friends with two women who lived on the coast. they were around retirement age and they spent their days drinking scotch in their singlewide. both of them had grown up there, and they wove me a child-sized (which is to say 6'-diameter) casting net for shrimp. I still have it
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Jan 22, 2021 14:48
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*wheezing, skin red and puffy* That epipen is coming out of your paycheck
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Jan 22, 2021 20:43
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They should make ShrimpAide it's a hydrating sports drink with the refreshing crisp taste of SHRAMP that everyone loves to guzzle!
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Jan 22, 2021 20:50
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3 wick candles, Shrimp Boil scent
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Jan 22, 2021 20:51
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Big Beef City posted:They should make ShrimpAide it's a hydrating sports drink with the refreshing crisp taste of SHRAMP that everyone loves to guzzle! They have to have this is japan, they have everything else in every possible combination.
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Jan 23, 2021 06:00
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Shrimp flavored condoms
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Jan 23, 2021 06:05
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Gotta be Giant shrimp flavoured condoms, otherwise they wont sell.
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Jan 23, 2021 13:56
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well to be honest giant shrimp taste the same as regular shrimp it's not like you'd really be able to tell in condom form what kind of shrimp they'd been or what size.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:44
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maybe not as a gaijin
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Jan 23, 2021 15:44
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Zombiepop posted:Gotta be Giant shrimp flavoured condoms, otherwise they wont sell. Honestly if we’re doin flavored condoms here I think trout would be a better flavor. Not being sanctimonious here just open minded. Hell I get a box of edible panties every week so I don’t have to wash underwear. Ive never really thought of mixing shrimp and sex I guess, eating shrimp to me is like the full experience. It’s not something I necessarily want to bring into the bedroom, I think if a woman saw me eating shrimp she might get jealous, and honestly if shrimp are in the mix she might just have to sit there and play gamegear until I’m finished eating the shrimps. And I even then I’d keep my boots on, ready to go to the market at any time. Like just pull out at any time and leave her quivering in agony until I come back with more shrimps. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Honestly if we’re doin flavored condoms here I think trout would be a better flavor. Not being sanctimonious here just open minded. Hell I get a box of edible panties every week so I don’t have to wash underwear. Ive never really thought of mixing shrimp and sex I guess, eating shrimp to me is like the full experience. It’s not something I necessarily want to bring into the bedroom, I think if a woman saw me eating shrimp she might get jealous, and honestly if shrimp are in the mix she might just have to sit there and play gamegear until I’m finished eating the shrimps. And I even then I’d keep my boots on, ready to go to the market at any time. Like just pull out at any time and leave her quivering in agony until I come back with more shrimps. 
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