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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You guys seen these shrimps? This ain’t no 31-40 poo poo. It’s like some 1-5 poo poo. Big fuccin shrimps. Post your best shrimps. Jumbo shrimp 
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What if you put a little burger in a shrimp?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m afraid I have even worse news guys. I was actually just boiling my shoes the whole time. The Seaman wasn’t actually a Seaman. He just works at a seafood restaurant. My question is, why would he be so cruel to me? Haha you got some tiny rear end feet bro, mistaking them shoes for shramps.
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How’s this for a hot take: I loving hate shrimp. I worked in a fancy restaurant kitchen for two years in high school and deveining all them little bastards was just murder. Pretty sure I had a mild allergy too since I’d get headaches and my fingers would get all itchy. Every time I see a shrimp even now I just see loving red and start foaming at the mouth hootin and hollerin to anyone who’ll listed about how much I ate those little sumbitches.
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Enfys posted:you're becoming a shrimp What do you mean? *waggles eyestalks*
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https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1351373012797419520?s=21
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Xaintrailles posted:DarkVeinTantrum 
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Shrimp and shrimp accessories.
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Shrimpin’ & Pimpin’
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Derpies posted:DST Table seven just ordered fifteen shrimp boiler bags, why are ya posting get back to deveining shrimp boy! *wheezing, skin red and puffy* H-here you go, h-here’s your fifteen b-boiler bags, h-hot and r-r-ready! *dies*
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Big Beef City posted:I love to EAT shrimps and when I die I hope to be entombed with them thank you goons.xls has been updated accordingly
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Derpies posted:DST we got another basket of never ending shrimp, you done having "anapholatic shock" or whatever https://youtu.be/QT9BeGNnCqw
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I should probably get a different job
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You guys, just as a side note here, I picked up a really cool book in the airplane bookstore. It’s called “Soulmate, Checkmate” by Dick Bonner. I recommend giving it a read. It’s Dick Bonners first Novel but I see him writing many, many more. It’s so juicy I keep it in a plastic bag when I’m not reading it. It’s not shrimps but it’s like shrimps to me. (metaphor) I would like to know more about author Dick Bonner
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:He is very, very hard to get to know. Very hard. He sounds like a real stand-up guy
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey guys, not to make this thread all about Dick Bonner, but I just started reading his second novel: “Women Are Beautiful Creatures, But...” So far so good, it’s definitely got that pizazz. I already read the last page and let me tell you you’re in for a real treat! As usual, Bonner brings it hard, tugging at your heartstrings before bringing the tension to a swelling and satisfying conclusion.
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