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Enfys: Feb 17, 2013; The ocean is calling and I must go

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Eggs have butthole potential but I don't think eating an egg counts, sorry

Balut counts though

Eggs come out of a combination butthole-vagina-urethra which is extra

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Enfys: Feb 17, 2013; The ocean is calling and I must go

Son of Rodney posted:

I've wanted to get an aquarium for a long time, mostly to just have some shrimpies to look at. One of these days.

I really want to set up a shrimpquarium this year

# ¿ Jan 17, 2021 20:39

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

How�s this for a hot take:

I loving hate shrimp. I worked in a fancy restaurant kitchen for two years in high school and deveining all them little bastards was just murder. Pretty sure I had a mild allergy too since I�d get headaches and my fingers would get all itchy. Every time I see a shrimp even now I just see loving red and start foaming at the mouth hootin and hollerin to anyone who�ll listed about how much I ate those little sumbitches.

you're becoming a shrimp

# ¿ Jan 17, 2021 23:56

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Knormal posted:

One of my coworkers has one on these self-sustaining ecosystem sphere things on his desk:

It's basically a life sentence of solitary coninement for the shrimp.

In Blue Planet II they find two shrimp who were washed into a sponge as baby shrimp. The sponge grew around them closing the hole in the top, and they're now too big to ever escape the sponge.

It's a male and female shrimp though so they are just having tons of shrimp babies while being protected from predators and getting to snack on stuff that floats into the sponge in the currents, so they're living longer than free shrimp, just loving and eating all day long in safety.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 10:45

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frankee posted:

ancient shrimp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Vq4cKOHHk

That's a good movie

# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 23:32

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Smugworth posted:

this is the shrimp thread, will u lobster vehicle fuckers kindly frig off

https://mobile.twitter.com/shrimpliker/status/1340122823638003712

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 10:58

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